Last night at around 3:15 am my wife and I were abruptly woken up by the sound of the smoke detector chirping away. Don’t you hate when that happens in the middle of the night and never during the day?
Nothing was on fire, there was no smell of smoke anywhere. It was just time to change the battery. I suppose. Our smoke detectors are hardwired to our home’s electrical system, so when one smoke alarm starts chirping, all five of them start chirping. What a racket they were all making at 3:15 in the morning!
Because they are hardwired, in theory, the 9-volt batteries that are in the smoke detectors are for backup purposes in case there is a power failure. So I’m not sure why the damn thing started chirping, but the only thing I could think of doing was to replace the backup battery.
Unfortunately, we have vaulted ceilings in our master bedroom and the smoke detector is mounted high on the wall, maybe about 15 feet up. So, my wife and I schlepped our heavy-duty ladder from the garage to the master bedroom, and I set it up so that we could reach the smoke detector way up there.
With my history on ladders, the task of reaching the smoke detector, removing the old battery, and replacing it with a fresh battery fell to Mrs. Fandango with me as her spotter. The brave woman climbed up the ladder, removed the old battery, pushed the “flush” button to clear its memory and reset the device, and then successfully inserted the fresh battery. No humans were injured in the process.
I spent most of today researching new smoke detectors on the internet. We want to get the kind that also detects carbon monoxide, which our existing smoke detectors do not do. I was not only checking out the different brands that can be hardwired, but also finding out which models support being connected through WiFi to a smartphone app so that, should the damn thing start chirping in the middle of the night, I can go to the app on my iPhone and tell the detector to shut the fuck up!
And I was watching dozens of YouTube DIY videos so that I could install them myself. It seems pretty straightforward. But my wife was not very enthusiastic about me taking on a DIY project that involves climbing up on ladders and doing some household rewiring. “I can just see you nearly electrocuting yourself, falling from the ladder onto the hardwood floor, and busting your other hip — or worse.”
So tomorrow I’m going to call an electrician to get a quote for installing whatever brand of smoke & CO detector I decide on so that I neither burn down my house nor kill myself.