Rory, at Earthly Comforts, has, once again, posed a bunch of
interesting strange questions. Here are my equally interesting strange answers.
Roses are red,
[I have started you off now finish the poem your way in the next three lines]
Roses are red
Republicans are too
If they take back Congress in November
We’ll all be standing in deep poopoo
What do you find odd about people?
Which two questions are you asked the most on a regular basis that annoy you?
- What do you do for a living? I’m fucking retired, can’t you see that?
- What religion are you?
Who was the first Disney princess – Snow White or Cinderella?
Snow White? Or Cinderella? I don’t know and I don’t care.
What five questions would you ask a stranger in order to get to know them?
- What’s your name?
- Where are you from?
- Are you married?
- Do you have any kids?
- Do you wanna have sex with me?
What habits do you consider really bad?
Who was the female star of Breakfast at Tiffany’s?
Which Shakespeare play includes the following words? “Once more onto the breach, dear friends?”
The one I haven’t read, apparently.
Turkish Delight is a type of custard. True or false.
False. I think it’s some sort of chewy candy.
Have you ever seen something you simply couldn’t easily explain away and if so what was it?
Yes, anyone who still supports Donald Trump.
What is the difference between six and half a dozen?
The number of syllables.
What can you NOT compost?
Kitty litter and dog poop.
What is a major component of Welsh Rarebit?
How long is long in your eyes?
Either too long or not long enough, depending upon what we’re talking about?
Are butterflies attracted more to flowers or weeds – what do you think?
Flowers, I think.
One of your best friends has phoned for your help in the middle of the night to bury the body of your other best friend – do you help or not?
Vatican City is a country – true or false?
For some inexplicable reason, it’s considered to be a country.
Name three things that freak you out and then explain why.
Far-right Republicans, white supremacists, and conspiracy theorists. Why? Do I really need to explain?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To buy a dozen eggs at the local farm stand.
What’s the worst thing that could happen to a compost pile do you think?
Construct an outhouse on top of it, maybe. Or perhaps that’s the best thing that could happen to it.