Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, and be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di’s theme is “They don’t make them like that anymore.”

1.   Mini Clubman — a member of a nightclub that caters to midgets, dwarfs, and little people. (FWIW, I owned a 2008 Mini Clubman but traded it in on a 2012 Mini Countryman).
2.   Morris Minor — A guy named Morris who headed up a minor political party.
3.   Range Rover — Another name for the buffalo and bison who used to roam the grassy plains of the American Midwest.
4.   Hillman Imp — A rogue lepricon named Hillman.
5.   Datsun Violet — A purple sun-shield worn over the brim of a cap.
6.   Triumph Herald — A mental patient named Harold who earned a trophy for triumphing over adversity.
7.   Austin Cambridge — A section of the city of Cambridge with multi-million dollar homes.
8.   Ford Capri — A tropical drink that was concocted at the Ford Motor Company headquarters in Detroit, MI.
9.   Alfa Romeo — Actor Cesar Romero’s older brother.
10. Talbot Horizon — The entrance to the unexplored Talbot black hole in deep space.