Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday — Baby Talk

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, and be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di’s theme is “Out of the Mouths of Babes.”

1. What is a Moo Moo? What a baby who is just learning to speak says a when he or she wants more of something.
2. What is a Bow Wow? What a teenager says upon seeing a very ugly person.
3. What is a Gee Gee? It’s what comes after an Eff Eff.
4. What is a Botty Cough? It’s an off-brand of Betty Crocker cookie dough.
5. What is a Chookie Egg? It’s a petrified egg of an extinct bird from the dinosaur era.
6. What is a Choo Choo? Two quick sneezes in succession.
7. What is a Tick Tock? It’s the grandfather clock that is in the living room that ticks loudly and chimes every hour.
8. What is a Paw Paw? It’s what my grandkids call me.
9. What is a Heffalump? It’s what a doctor calls it when he finds a very large lump in a patient’s body where it doesn’t belong.
10. What are Jammies? Serious traffic jam that makes everyone late for school or work.

Fibbing Friday — Colorful Fibs

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, and be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has given us some colorful questions to fib about.

1. Who do you associate with ‘green fingers’? The Jolly Green Giant.


2. Who or what was the Red Baron? An embarrassed British nobleman who lost his manor due to financial mismanagement.
3. What was the significance of yellow ribbons around oak trees? It’s a method to let lumberjacks and loggers which trees to not chop down.
4. Why did Alice follow the White Rabbit? Because she was racist and refused to follow a black rabbit anywhere.
5. Who was The Black Knight? Batman
6. What is a Blue Moon? A very sad moon.
7. Do brown cows produce colored milk? Hmm, given that this is Fibbing Friday, my answer has to be Yes.
8. Why was the Pink Panther pink? Because he wanted to be medium rare.
9. Why are pandas black and white? Because they don’t understand shades of gray.
10. What is a Silver Shadow? A rare type of eagle that has silver feathers.

Fibbing Friday — Even More Uncommon Words

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, and be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di is using more words she found on a site recommended by fellow blogger Archon’s Den.

1. Sardoodledom — a small mountain village in South America where the only written language uses doodles.
2. Callithumpian — the official language of Callithumpia.
3. Turdiform — a perfectly formed, topedo-shaped turd.
4. Persiflage — to attempt to persevere with an almost impossible task to the point that continuing is a form of self-flagellation.
5. Palpebrous — an inflammation and swelling of the palpe gland.
6. Chary — the type of grape used to make a Chardonnay wine from South Africa.
7. Malapert — a specific type of malaprop dealing with a person’s appearance. For example, “She wears dark stockings to hide her very close veins.”
8. Dowsabel — a liquid that, when mixed with water, can stop a loud sound when thrown on the item making the sound.
9. Maquillage — the name of a new electric car that claims to get 500 miles per charge.
10. Dysania — an early stage of dementia.

Fibbing Friday — Uncommon Words

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, and be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di is using words she found on a site recommended by fellow blogger Archons Den.

1. Groak — A term used to describe when a pirate or sailor has too much grog to drink and the falls over dead (or croaks).

2. Nefelibata — The name of the younger sister of the ancient Egyptian queen, Nefertiti.

3. Paranymph — The name given to women who volunteered to be parachuted to the front lines during World War II to raise the, um, spirits of the soldiers.

4. Flummery — This is the name of a training academy for clowns.

5. Sirenize — An electronic device that converts a bicycle’s bell ringer into a siren-like sound.

6. Carker — Someone who is entrusted to take care of a wealthy person’s automobiles in their absence.

7. Smatchet — A dating site for psychopaths and sociopaths.

8. Shivviness — An inability to stop shivering even in warm or hot places.

9. Sprauncy (Sproncy) — Someone who always seems to walk with a bouncy motion and a spring in their steps.

10. Druxy — The brand name of cannabis-infused prunes that get you high while serving a as a laxative for those who are constipated.

Fibbing Friday — Popped Into Her Head

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, and be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di is asking questions that just popped into her head.

1. Why are Easter Eggs made of chocolate? Because gold is too expensive and it would probably break your teeth when you but into it.
2. What is a fib? A child’s bib that is now too small to fit the kid.
3. Where will you find a cog? It’s the primary ingredient in cognac.
4. What is a preface? It’s a photo of a patient’s face before they have cosmetic surgery.
5. Can an elephant make a trunk call? Is that like a butt call for a human being?
6. What is a trinket? A dry and itchy patch of skin due to eczema.
7. What is hearsay? It’s the act of getting people’s attention by yelling, “Hear! Hear!”
8. How many shades of grey are there? I dunno. Fifty?
9. What is a bunion? Another name for an union bagel.
10. What is ylang ylang? It’s the name of a Giant Panda that China lent to the Washington National Zoo.