Fibbing Friday — Mishmash

Di (aka Pensitivity101) and Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. This week is Di ’s turn and she has given us a mishmash of questions.

1. What is liquid gold? It’s what becomes of your gold jewelry when you melt it down.

2. What is housemaid’s knee? Usually calloused.

3. Why is the Eiffel Tower so named? Because looking up at it from the ground, it’s an eyeful.

4. Can elephants swim? Yes, as long as they’re wearing floaties on their legs.

5. What is a pot hole? It’s a hole in the floor where potheads hide their stash of marijuana.

6. What is a woolly pulley? It’s what they call a baby woolly mammouth.

7. What is a tap washer? It’s another name for a bathtub spigot.

8. Why do we have warts on our fingers but corns on our toes? For the same reason we have rings on our fingers and bells on our toes.

9. What is a pendulum? It’s a conundrum that swings one way or the other.

10. Where will you find a pupil and iris? In little Iris’ third grade classroom.

Fibbing Friday — Happy Punday

Di (aka Pensitivity101) and Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. This week is Melanie’s ’s turn and she has given us some classic puns for us to “punder.”

1. What did one eye say to the other? I’ve got an eye on you.
2. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you… close your eyes.
3. What do you call an alligator in a vest? Very natty.
4. Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? Because he was too small.

5. How do you make holy water? Pour it through a sieve.

6. Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? He was so stoned that he forgot to blow on it.
7. Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was voted the best dressed in his field.
8. Will glass coffins be a success? We’ll have to wait and see.
9. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A zippo doesn’t do well in water.
10. What do you call a dog magician? Unemployed.

Fibbing Friday — Alter Egos

Di (aka Pensitivity101) and Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. This week is Di’s turn and she has given us some “also known as” and wants us to tell her who they are.

1. Who was known as The Iron Lady? The Iron Man’s wife.
2. Who was Diana Prince? Princess Diana’s doppelgänger.
3. Who was She Who Must Be Obeyed? Wonder Woman.
4. Who was The Virgin Queen? Beyoncé.
5. Who was Dick Grayson better known as? Dick Tracy.

6. Who was The Forces Sweetheart? Force Majeure.
7. Who was Sir Percy Blakeney? The guy with purple pimples on his face.
8. Who was Shirley Crabtree? A disgruntled arborist.
9. Who did Arthur Wellesley become known as? Arthur Reed, cartoon character.

10. Who was The Wizard of Menlo Park? Gandalf.

Fibbing Friday — Silly Adages

Di (aka Pensitivity101) and Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. This week is Melanie’s turn and she wants us to complete some silly adages.

  1. Cool as a? Shower when you run out of hot water.
  2. Is that a [ ? ] in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Rocket
  3. Green as? Moldy cheese.
  4. Wet your [what]? Pants.
  5. Too many[ ? ] spoil what? Too many typos spoil the post.
  6. You can put lipstick on a what, but it will still be a what? On a politician, but he will still be ugly and self-serving.
  7. O what a tangled web we weave, when first we what? Comb out braids.
  8. Don’t throw the what out with the what? Garbage with the recyclables.
  9. Many hands make light what? Lightbulbs.
  10. It must be what, because what don’t shake like that! Body fat because jello don’t shake like that.

Note to readers. I accidentally trashed my original Fibbing Friday post for June 3rd, so this is an attempt to recreate it, but some of my answers in this recreation may be different from my original.

Fibbing Friday — Different Endings

Di (aka Pensitivity101) and Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. This week is Di’s turn and she wants us to complete some song titles.

1. I’ve Got You Under …

the Ground.

2. Hi Ho Silver …

Gold, and All That Glitters

3. Anyone Who Had …

Half a Brain Would Leave This Place

4. Me and You …

Should Mud Wrestle

5. Hats Off …

Inside the Restaurant

6. Everyone’s Gone …

To Hell

7. Every Man Must …

Learn How to Avoid Answering the Question “Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Fat?”

8. You’ll Never Find Another …

Planet to Live On

9. He Ain’t Heavy …

He’s Morbidly Obese

10. I’ll Meet You At …

the Gym