Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday — Who’s the Author

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di is asking who the authors are to the fictitious books.

1. The Mystery — Sherlock Holmes

2. Dances with The Wolverine — The Incredible Hulk

3. Who killed Roland Rabbit — Alex Forrest (the character played by Glenn Close in the movie “Fatal Attraction”)

4. The Taming of the Crew — Captain Merrill Stubing of the Love Boat (played by Gavin MacLoud in the TV show)

5. Far from the Maddening Crowd — Donald Trump when he returned to the White House after he gave his speech on January 6, 2021 encouraging the mob of MAGA maniacs to storm the Capitol Building

6. The Golden Crown — Donald Trump after finding out from his dentist that he needed to get a crown on a tooth and he insisted that the crown be made of gold

7. Up, Up and Away — The singing group, The 5th Dimension

8. Bottoms Up — Actor Timothy Bottoms

9. For Whom the Bell Tinkles — Tinkerbell, of course

10. A Dog’s Day. Lassie

Fibbing Friday — Old and New

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di is bringing back some old Fibbing Friday questions and posing some new ones, too.

  1. What did the quick brown fox leap over? The slow green turtle.
  2. What were the Window Cleaner’s confessions? He left streaks.
  3. What was The Mad Hatter’s true occupation? He was a crazy shoemaker.
  4. Why did Cinderella lose her glass slipper? She didn’t lose it. She took it off because the glass started to crack and she didn’t want to get a sliver of glass stuck in her foot.
  5. Why do people in old TV shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch? Because their homes weren’t air conditioned and it was too damn hot to sit inside.
  6. What happened to the three little pigs? Bacon.
  7. What is Air Force One? The highest ranking officer in the Air Force.
  8. Who brings the Easter Eggs? The Easter Chicken.
  9. Who was Harvey? The milk man.
  10. What is quick silver? It’s another way of describing a person who is hot tempered.

Fibbing Friday — Hit Makers

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has given us song titles and asked us “who could have recorded the following (your nominations do not have to be singers) or had it for their signature tune?

1. Cinderella Rockefella — Nelson D. Rockefeller’s daughter at her coming out debutant ball.
2. I Want It All — Donald J. Trump
3. I’m Just a Lonely Boy — Charles Manson
4. Here Comes the Night — Dracula
5. All I Have to Do is Dream — Sigmund Freud
6. Wand’rin’ Star — The Traveling Wilburys
7. Rock on — Fred Flintstone
8. Purple Rain — The California Raisins


9. When Will I see You Again — Mister Magoo.


10. You Can’t Hurry Love — Julia Roberts as The Runaway Bride

Fibbing Friday — More Vintage Tersesa

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has once again tapped into the originator of Fibbing Friday, Teresa Grabs, when she was known as The Haunted Wordsmith here on WordPress. Di has picked some more gems from Teresa’s archives.

1. What was the first thing you saw when you looked out the window? — My reflection.
2. What is your favorite way to prepare hot dogs? — Using a blow dryer.
3. What is one thing you covet more than anything else? — Ben & Jerry’s Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream ice cream.

4. You see the wishing star…what is your wish? — I wish I could actually see the wishing star, but there’s too much light and air pollution.
5. You don’t want the leprechaun’s gold…what do you want? — His Lucky Charms.

6. What is the first thing you order at a vegan diner? — A steak from the restaurant next door.
7. Where would you like to visit next? — Fly me to the moon.
8. What is actually in the Doomsday Seed Vault? — Enriched uranium.
9. Who killed J.R.? — Sheriff John Brown.
10. What is yellow snow? — Frozen acid rain.

Fibbing Friday — In Honor of Tersesa

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has tapped into the originator of Fibbing Friday, Teresa Grabs, when she was known as The Haunted Wordsmith here on WordPress. Di has picked some gems from Teresa’s archives.

1. What did you find in the unopened can of mixed nuts?

The tip of a human finger.

2. They just cancelled your favorite TV show – what do you do?

Turn off the TV and write an angry blog post about how pissed off I am that they just canceled my favorite TV show.

3. What is the answer to 3 Down?

Seven-Up.

4. What do Scots wear under their kilts?

Plaid socks.

5. How did the platypus get its name?

These creatures were first discovered by Aboriginal Australians who named them. In their native tongue, “platy” means flat and “pus” means face.

6. You find a treasure map – what is the treasure?

An unlimited supply of Ben & Jerry’s Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream ice cream.

7. They are making a movie of your life – what is the biggest whopper they invent?

That I invented the Whopper burger sandwich they serve at Burger King.

8. Bollocks doesn’t mean what Americans think it does…what does it really mean?

These are the metal sheds in bowling alleys where the bowling balls are locked away when the bowling alley is closed.

9. What did you give the last person who asked you for a tip?

I told him to not sweat the small stuff and gave him a dime.

10. What is over the next hill?

Fame and fortune.