One-Liner Wednesday — Politics and Money

“There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money, and I can’t remember what the second one is.”

Mark Hanna, American businessman and Republican Senator from Ohio

Mark Hanna was a U.S. Senator representing the state of Ohio from 1897 through his death in February 1904. He also served as chairman of the Republican National Committee.

His quote demonstrates how little has changed over more than a century about what Republican politicians think is important.


Written for Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday prompt.

One-Liner Wednesday — Stripes and Plaids

“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”

Theoretical physicist Albert Einstein

Who knew Einstein was a comedian, too?


Written for Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday prompt.

One-Liner Wednesday — There’s No Vaccine for Stupidity

“A majority of all demographic groups now say that they are likely to get vaccinated for COVID-19 — except for white Republicans.”

According to a survey by Civiqs, an online polling company, only 33% of Republicans said they will definitely get vaccinated.


Written for Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday prompt.