I was in my room, sitting at my dressing table putting on my makeup when the policeman flung-open the door and walked right in. I batted my false eyelashes at him and said, “I hope you have a warrant, deputy.”
“You want to see my warrant?” he asked. “Here it is,” he smiled, grabbing himself by the crotch and making hip pumping motions.
I started giggling. “You’ve got game, officer,” I said, pointing at him with my index fingers, curling them up in a gesture beckoning him to come over to me while I gave him my best come-hither look.
He walked over to me, pulled out a pair of handcuffs, and said, “I need to arrest you for practicing the psychology of love without a license.”
“What a sexy dynamic we have, don’t we?” I said, just before I planted a deep, passionate kiss on his lips.
Written for these daily prompts: Ragtag Daily Prompt (in my room), My Vivid Blog (eyelashes), Fandango’s One Word Challenge (deputy), Word of the Day Challenge (game), The Daily Spur (psychology), and Your Daily Word Prompt (dynamic).