“So we found this delightful old church that seemed like a great place to stop,” Ed added. “We decided to each drop a tab of acid to get our psychedelic on.”
“We had some wine, bread, and cheese while we waited for the acid to kick in,” Cal noted.
“Yeah, and then we started exploring the church grounds and that’s when we came across these really narrow stone steps,” Ed said. “We almost missed them because of all the dried leaves on the ground and the tall grass and weeds all around.”
“We were really tripping at that point and we started slowly descending those steep steps,” Cal said, “when we saw a freakin’ werewolf at the bottom.”
“Yes,” said Ed, “and this monster looked up at us with these fiery red eyes and huge fangs and growled at us.”
“We ran like hell to get out of there just as the huge werewolf lunged at us,” Cal said, “and got to the rental car just in time to save our lives. But before we ran from the steps, I took a picture of the werewolf with my iPhone. Look.”
Cal handed his phone to Jack, a classmate, who looked at the photo and then looked at Ed and Cal and shook his head. “You two assholes must have been having a bad trip. You took a picture of a black cat,” Jack said in a brusque manner. “I can’t tell you how much you two clowns annoy me at times. I honestly don’t know why I put up with you both.”
Written for this week’s Thursday Photo Prompt from Sue Vincent. Also for these daily prompts from yesterday: The Daily Spur (vacation), Word of the Day Challenge (spontaneous), Daily Addictions (Day), Ragtag Daily Prompt (psychedelic), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (brusque), and Your Daily Word Prompt (annoy).
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