“Look at the moon, you idiot,” Betsy said. “It’s melting!”
Steve stopped strumming his guitar and looked up at the moon. “It’s not melting, it’s dripping.”
“Melting, dripping, whatever,” Betsy said, “something is seriously wrong. The moon doesn’t do that.”
Don googled “melting moon” on his smartphone. It took him to a page that discussed the impact of climate change on Greenland. “There’s a lot of research on the web about melting icebergs and glaciers in Greenland, but nothing about the moon melting.”
“That melting is due to how the human race is acting like a traitor to Mother Earth by denying the truths about climate change,” Betsy said.
“Um, Betsy,” Steve said, “what kind of mushrooms did you use in the beef stew you made for tonight’s campfire dinner?”
Betsy shrugged, “I don’t know,” she admitted. “I found a bunch near the base of a tree in the woods over there.”
“I’ve heard stories about so-called magic mushrooms in this part of the woods, but I thought it was all bullshit,” Steve said.
“Magic mushrooms,” Don said. “That could explain why we’re all seeing the moon melting. It’s a mass hallucination.”
Written for today’s Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Photo Challenge. Photo credit: picsart.com. Also for these daily prompts: Daily Addictions (excitement), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (guileless), Ragtag Daily Prompt (guitar), The Daily Spur (page), Your Daily Word Prompt (research), and Word of the Day Challenge (traitor).