“Hey Dave, you still in here?” Stan called out as he entered the men’s room. “Did you fall in or something, buddy? We’re gonna be late for the staff meeting.”
“Um, yeah, I’ll be right out,” Dave responded. “Give me a sec.”
“You okay, man? You’ve been in here for at least ten minutes.”
“Yeah, Yeah, I’m fine,” Dave said. Then the toilet flushed, the stall door opened up, and Dave walked up to the sink and started washing his hands.
“Damn, buddy, you look like the cat that just ate the canary,” Stan said. “What went on in there?”
“Okay, fine,” Dave said, “My wife texted me some some sexy pictures on my phone and, well, you know, I got a bit….”
“Say no more, buddy, been there, done that.” Stan said.
“Listen, Stan, you gotta promise not to tell anyone, understand?” Dave said.
“Don’t worry, buddy,” Stan said, “what happens in the men’s room, stays in the men’s room.”
“Ha! I would hope so,” Dave said, laughing.
Written for The Haunted Wordsmith Daily Prompt, where the setting is, “bathroom/washroom,” and the sentence starter is, “Did you fall in?”