Bathroom Humor

F5369ECA-4BEC-4FEC-B6E6-54785845B2A2“Hey Dave, you still in here?” Stan called out as he entered the men’s room. “Did you fall in or something, buddy? We’re gonna be late for the staff meeting.”

“Um, yeah, I’ll be right out,” Dave responded. “Give me a sec.”

“You okay, man? You’ve been in here for at least ten minutes.”

“Yeah, Yeah, I’m fine,” Dave said. Then the toilet flushed, the stall door opened up, and Dave walked up to the sink and started washing his hands.

“Damn, buddy, you look like the cat that just ate the canary,” Stan said. “What went on in there?”

“Okay, fine,” Dave said, “My wife texted me some some sexy pictures on my phone and, well, you know, I got a bit….”

“Say no more, buddy, been there, done that.” Stan said.

“Listen, Stan, you gotta promise not to tell anyone, understand?” Dave said.

“Don’t worry, buddy,” Stan said, “what happens in the men’s room, stays in the men’s room.”

“Ha! I would hope so,” Dave said, laughing.


Written for The Haunted Wordsmith Daily Prompt, where the setting is, “bathroom/washroom,” and the sentence starter is, “Did you fall in?”

10 thoughts on “Bathroom Humor

  1. Melanie B Cee May 24, 2019 / 6:47 am

    😐 a peek behind the male curtain that I DID NOT NEED. My bad for reading I suppose. 😉 The next time I get some shit (snerk) for taking so long in the facilities and the inevitable blame on women being slow and messing with their make up and such, I’ll remember you and maybe I’ll share. Because the ones grousing are usually male. Ha!

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      • Melanie B Cee May 24, 2019 / 8:01 am

        Are there consequences to that? Of course telling me THAT might further compromise the testosterone ‘wall’ so maybe you shouldn’t answer. 😉

        Liked by 1 person

        • Fandango May 24, 2019 / 8:46 am

          I think the biggest consequence is that I have to stop being a dick. So maybe that’s a good thing! 😂

          Like

    • Fandango May 24, 2019 / 10:54 am

      I tried to comment on your hand picture post, but I don’t have a Google account, so it wouldn’t let me. Thanks for participating.

      Like

  2. leigha66 May 24, 2019 / 3:07 pm

    You, once again, had a great idea for the prompts. LOL 🤣😂

    Liked by 1 person

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