Three Line Tales — Dick Pix

DE005201-5895-4A62-AABA-ADE1612C8F17“I hate this whole shelter-in-place situation as much as you do, David,” Amanda said, looking at her boyfriend on her laptop screen while they were using Skype to video chat with each other. “I know that this is not ideal, and I really do miss your warm caresses, too. But please David, if you insist on not wearing any pants, please stop standing up.”

Written for Sonya’s Three Line Tales prompt. Photo credit: Elijah O’Donnell via Unsplash.

Three Line Tales — Space Walking

0A284910-3E40-4369-8AB7-D3FDAA7C58F8Jack received a notification ping on his smartphone, picked it up his phone, and saw this image sent to him from his best friend, Todd.

“Todd, why did you send me a random picture of some astronaut out in space?” Jack tapped out on his phone’s virtual keypad.

“That’s not a random picture, Jack, that’s me,” Todd replied, “and I’m just practicing effective social distancing in the age of coronavirus, good buddy! 😉”

Written for this week’s Three Line Tales prompt from Sonya. Image credit: NASA via Unsplash.

Three Line Tales — Back in the Day

762E0DCC-93E1-49B5-9EE6-43E2020D9A6FI remember back in the day when I used to have to venture out into the frigid, snow covered streets of Chicago to do my Christmas shopping.

But then I moved to the Sunshine State and now I never again have to deal with such miserable weather in order to get my holiday shopping done.

Of course, these days, because I do all of my shopping online and have my packages delivered right to my door, I guess it doesn’t really matter anymore what the weather is where I live.

Written for this week’s Three Line Tales prompt from Sonya. Photo credit: Josh Hild via Unsplash.

Three Line Tales — When Pigs Learn To…

Pig in water “Yeah, like that will happen when pigs learn to swim,” Sandy said.

“I think the actual expression is ‘when pigs learn to fly,’ is it not?” Rick said.

“Oh my God, Rick,” Sandy groaned, “you know damn well what I meant.”

Written for This week’s Three Line Tales prompt from Sonya. Photo credit: Jakob Owens via Unsplash.