MLMM Photo Challenge — Pig Face

img_1030“You are such a pig,” Peggy said to her fiancé. “You embarrass me.”

“That’s a shitty thing to say,” Arnold said.

“Look at you,” Peggy admonished. “You have food stains on your shirt and crumbs in your beard. You look like a hog who has been rooting around the slop in his pig pen.”

Arnold chuckled and let out a little snort.

“Eww, you actually snorted,” Peggy said. “You disgust me.”

“Yeah,” Arnold said angrily. “Well, you’re a little bitch!”

“I’m not a little bitch, Arnold,” Peggy said. “But I am a little witch!” With that, Peggy waved both of her arms over head for a second. Then she pointed them toward Arnold and chanted some words that Arnold didn’t understand. Suddenly Arnold’s nose and mouth transformed into a hog’s snout.

“Never mess with a bitchy witch,” Peggy said, a wicked smile lighting up her pretty face.


Written for this week’s Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Photo Challenge. Image credit: Igor Morski.

FFfAW — The Cruise

CEDE7017-62BE-4BA9-B1AC-76FCEDC12B51“I’ve always wanted to go on a cruise ship,” Rebecca whispered to her husband, Kenneth.

Kenneth looked over at his wife. “Why have you never mentioned this before?”

“I don’t know,” Rebecca said, somewhat absently.

Kenneth chuckled. “So why mention it now?” he asked her.

“I was looking at all those people out there on the pier,” Rebecca said. “They’re in line to get their ship’s boarding passes for an ocean cruise they’re all taking. I am excited for them. I wonder what far away places they’ll be sailing to, what amazing sights they’ll be seeing, how much fun they’ll have on their excursions. And that makes me wish that I could go on a cruise, too.”

“You mean that we could go on a cruise, right?” Kenneth asked.

Rebecca turned to Kenneth, reached out for his hands, and with tears welling up in her eyes, she said, “No, Kenneth, not with you.”

“What do you mean not with me?” Kenneth asked, pulling his hands from hers.

“First,” Rebecca said, “you never asked me if I would like to go on a cruise. And second, Kenneth, life with you is tediously boring.”

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Written for this week’s Flash Fiction for Aspiring Writers prompt from Priceless Joy. Photo credit: Dorothy.

Exploring Original Thought

Original thoughtIt recently occurred to me that I have never had an original thought in my entire life. Neither have you, most likely.

There is an actual theory about this. It’s referred to as the Original Thought Theory. I don’t know who originally thought of the Original Thought Theory, but based upon the theory itself, it wasn’t an original thought.

The Original Thought Theory suggests that anything anyone can ever think of has already been thought of by someone else. Do you believe that?

Even the Bible doesn’t buy the notion of original thought. In Ecclesiastes 1:9, it reads:

That which has been is what will be,
That which is done is what will be done,
And there’s nothing new under the sun.

So what do we mean by “original thought?” First, let’s explore the word “original.” Various online dictionaries define the word as new, fresh, inventive, novel. It’s something created, undertaken, or presented for the first time.

It’s much easier to use the concept of “original” in terms of physical things, especially inventions. The iPhone was the original smartphone (or, arguably, the BlackBerry was). How about the IBM PC? Was that the original, mass-market personal computer? Johannes Gutenberg invented the original mechanical printing press. The Ford Model T was the original mass-produced automobile.

But the concept of “original” when it comes to thought is a different proposition. The word “thought” is defined as “the product of mental activity.” So an original thought is something new, fresh, and inventive that is the product of mental activity.

How can you know if a thought you or someone else had was uniquely new, fresh, or novel, as well as one that was thought for the first time…ever?

Apple on Newtons HeadWas Sir Isaac Newton, who wrote the Law of Universal Gravitation, the first to observe and describe the concept of gravity? Newton may have proved the existence of gravity using mathematics, but did it occur to no other human being before Newton that what goes up must come down? I can’t prove that it did, but I think it’s unlikely that it did not.

Think about the history of humanity on this planet. Think about the billions and billions of thoughts that human beings have had throughout history. What is the likelihood that you or I will actually have a truly original thought, a thought no other human being in the history of recorded time has ever thought?

Thoughts may be unique to a person, but they are formulated by a wealth of other thoughts, data, emotions, and perspectives. If someone presents a different perspective and your response is, “I never thought of it that way,” is your revelation an original thought or just a new take on an existing idea? Is formulating a new opinion about something the same as having an original thought?

Even if I discovered a new and different way of thinking about something, it may be new and different for me, but can I know for sure that no one else has also thought about that same thing the same way I have? Of course I can’t.

So, do I feel bad that I have never had an original thought and never will? No, not at all. I am happy that I possess the wherewithal to think rational thoughts, weigh the evidence, internalize other perspectives, and draw my own conclusions.

And then, in my blog, I post about such conclusions, observations, and perspectives in what I hope is a reasonably original manner. Original to me, anyway.


Written for today’s one-word prompt, “explore.”

C is for Collusion

0B512AEC-1FF4-4DC6-8A16-B55587B643BCThe president doth protest too much, methinks.

How many times has he spoken the words “No collusion”? How many times has he tweeted — in all caps — “NO COLLUSION!”?

8D67E740-7B10-4B19-ABFC-5CEADCBB46C5Collusion is defined as a secret agreement or cooperation especially for an illegal or deceitful purpose, such as acting in collusion with the enemy.

Anyone with half a brain, and even most of the brainless Trump supporters, can’t deny that Donald Trump, and all the president’s men, are guilty of either collusion or obstruction of justice — or both.

All you have to do is objectively examine the facts. Because once you do, if you still believe Trump when he says “no collusion,” I know of a Nigerian prince who wants to deposit a huge amount of cash in your bank account. All you need to do is give me your account number, your Social Security Number, your date of birth, and your mother’s maiden name and I’ll make sure he gets it.

See you tomorrow for my letter D post.

Twittering Tales — The Takeover

F12DB5AF-EAA3-4EF7-A11C-14F5825F77F3He’d built a successful company that employed hundreds. So when the large conglomerate made him an offer for it that sounded too good to be true, he jumped at it.

But walking through the now empty parking lot of his just shuttered company, he knew it really was too good to be true.

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Written for Kat Myrman’s Twittering Tales prompt. Photo credit: harutmovsisyan at Pixabay.com