“You are such a pig,” Peggy said to her fiancé. “You embarrass me.”
“That’s a shitty thing to say,” Arnold said.
“Look at you,” Peggy admonished. “You have food stains on your shirt and crumbs in your beard. You look like a hog who has been rooting around the slop in his pig pen.”
Arnold chuckled and let out a little snort.
“Eww, you actually snorted,” Peggy said. “You disgust me.”
“Yeah,” Arnold said angrily. “Well, you’re a little bitch!”
“I’m not a little bitch, Arnold,” Peggy said. “But I am a little witch!” With that, Peggy waved both of her arms over head for a second. Then she pointed them toward Arnold and chanted some words that Arnold didn’t understand. Suddenly Arnold’s nose and mouth transformed into a hog’s snout.
“Never mess with a bitchy witch,” Peggy said, a wicked smile lighting up her pretty face.
Written for this week’s Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Photo Challenge. Image credit: Igor Morski.