MLMM Photo Challenge — Pig Face

img_1030“You are such a pig,” Peggy said to her fiancé. “You embarrass me.”

“That’s a shitty thing to say,” Arnold said.

“Look at you,” Peggy admonished. “You have food stains on your shirt and crumbs in your beard. You look like a hog who has been rooting around the slop in his pig pen.”

Arnold chuckled and let out a little snort.

“Eww, you actually snorted,” Peggy said. “You disgust me.”

“Yeah,” Arnold said angrily. “Well, you’re a little bitch!”

“I’m not a little bitch, Arnold,” Peggy said. “But I am a little witch!” With that, Peggy waved both of her arms over head for a second. Then she pointed them toward Arnold and chanted some words that Arnold didn’t understand. Suddenly Arnold’s nose and mouth transformed into a hog’s snout.

“Never mess with a bitchy witch,” Peggy said, a wicked smile lighting up her pretty face.

Written for this week’s Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Photo Challenge. Image credit: Igor Morski.

14 thoughts on “MLMM Photo Challenge — Pig Face

  1. larry trasciatti April 3, 2018 / 3:20 pm

    It’s too bad he couldn’t have found out about her being a witch by the time they were already engaged.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango April 4, 2018 / 2:29 pm

      But not nearly as dramatic a statement.


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