IRS Hacked?

Just a few hours before today’s 2018 tax filing deadline, the IRS.gov e-filing system went offline.

Interestingly, the message below is what shows up when you go to the IRS website to try to file and make payments.

img_1233-3.jpgNotice that it’s identified as a “planned outage” that runs through December 31, 9999. Obviously that’s a typo. If you read the body of the message, it says the planned outage will run through September 22, 2016. Which is much better. That means that the outage is scheduled to end approximately 19 month’s before it started. Problem solved, right?

The IRS did not have an immediate explanation for the failure. However, IRS Acting Commissioner David Kautter testified during a House Oversight Hearing today that a number of systems are down at the moment and that they are working to resolve the issue.

I blame Russian hackers. I just wish they would have given me some advanced notice. I filed my taxes on Friday and my electronic payments have already been processed.

Thanks a lot, Vladimir.

What, Me Worry?

CA62CECF-0A0D-4980-B31B-1DB5374D7814My mother was a world class worrier. She would fret over ever little thing. Maybe it was because I was her “baby,” the youngest of three siblings. But her worrying drove me crazy.

I was living at my parents’ house when I was 22 years old and had just graduated from college. I was trying to figure out what I was going to do with my life. But then one event persuaded me that it was way past time to move out.

I came home one Saturday morning at around 11:00 to find a police car parked in front of our house. That, of course, caused me to worry. When I walked into the house I saw my mother and father sitting at the kitchen table across from a police officer. Tears were streaming down my mother’s cheeks.

When she saw me, she ran up to me, flung her arms around my neck and said, “Thank God you’re all right.”

“What’s going on?” I asked.

At that point, the police officer stood up, smiled at me, put on his cap, and said, “Have a good day, everyone.” Then he left.

I looked at my parents. “Why was that policeman here?”

“Where were you all night?” my mother asked. “We thought something horrible had happened to you. I was so worried that I had your father calling emergency rooms this morning. And then we called the police.”

“Mom,” I said, still stunned. “I was on a date with Sandy and it was getting late, so she invited me to spend the night,” I explained.

“Why didn’t you call to let us know?” she asked. “I was up all night worrying that you were in an accident…or worse.”

“I think he got lucky last night,” my father said, giving me a little wink.

“Well, you should have called,” my mother said. When I started to laugh at the absurdity of the situation, my mother said, “Go ahead and laugh now, young man, but when you have children of your own, you’ll fret a plenty over them.”

Of course, as she was on most things, my mother was right.


Written for today’s one-word prompt, “fret.”

FFfAW — The Wreath

img_1229“It’s a wreath, sweetie,” Harriet said to her daughter, who had asked what the large, decorative ring on the door was.

“What’s it for?” Susan asked.

“They’re mostly for decoration. Pretty, isn’t it?” Susan suddenly darted up to the door and started touching the wreath. “Sweetie, come back here,” Harriet called out.

“Mommy, there are little cotton fluff balls all over this wreath,” Susan shouted back.

Harriet ran up the walk and grabbed Susan’s hand. “You can look, but don’t touch, sweetie.” She started to pull her back toward the street when the large door opened.

A girl a few years older than Susan, eyes red and slightly puffy, stood still for a few seconds. “Did you know my daddy?” she asked. “He died last week.”

“I’m so sorry,” Harriet said. “We were just admiring your wreath.”

“Someone brought it to his funeral yesterday and I thought it was pretty, so we put it on our door,” the girl explained. “It reminds me of my daddy. He was soft and fluffy, too.”

(172 words)


Written for this week’s Flash Fiction for Aspiring Writers from Priceless Joy. Picture credit: Goroyboy.

O is for Optimistic

I’ve always thought of myself as an optimistic person. I try take a positive view of people, events, or conditions and hope for the most favorable outcomes.

I look for the good in people. I try to see the bright side of things. I perceive the proverbial glass filled to the halfway point as being half full rather than half empty.

I believe that my attitude and actions can, and often do, result in positive things happening and that I am responsible for my own happiness.

That said, while my nature is to be optimistic, I’m not some sort of Pollyanna who is an unrealistic optimist. Unlike Voltaire’s Dr. Pangloss from Candide, I don’t subscribe to the notion that everything is for the best in this “best of all possible worlds.”

Nor am I so naive that I play the “everything-will-be-terrific” game. I don’t talk about how wonderful things are or how terrific everything will turn out when faced with genuinely bad or unfortunate events.

I don’t overlook real problems and issues that need to be addressed. I understand that, in certain circumstances, positive change cannot be achieved, and I am able to accept that.

97129394-F143-4E14-97C6-AF07927B167DBut, all things considered, I am optimistic. The sun will come out tomorrow.

Twittering Tales — Picture Perfect

C02486EF-B29F-42E8-BEC6-106D65D51864“Is this a painting or a photograph?” Don asked.

“You seriously can’t tell?” Helen responded.

“Oh, I’m sorry if I offended you,” Don said.

“You didn’t offend me. It’s actually an oil painting I made of a photo I took,” Helen explained.

“It’s beautiful,” Don said. “Picture perfect!”

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Written for Sue Vincent’s Twittering Tales prompt. Photo credit: Leirdal at Pixabay.com.