This, That, and the Other

Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, and be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has given us some colorful questions to fib about.

1. Who do you associate with ‘green fingers’? The Jolly Green Giant.

2. Who or what was the Red Baron? An embarrassed British nobleman who lost his manor due to financial mismanagement.
3. What was the significance of yellow ribbons around oak trees? It’s a method to let lumberjacks and loggers which trees to not chop down.
4. Why did Alice follow the White Rabbit? Because she was racist and refused to follow a black rabbit anywhere.
5. Who was The Black Knight? Batman
6. What is a Blue Moon? A very sad moon.
7. Do brown cows produce colored milk? Hmm, given that this is Fibbing Friday, my answer has to be Yes.
8. Why was the Pink Panther pink? Because he wanted to be medium rare.
9. Why are pandas black and white? Because they don’t understand shades of gray.
10. What is a Silver Shadow? A rare type of eagle that has silver feathers.