Frank, aka PCGuyIV, is our host for Truthful Tuesday. The idea behind this prompt is for us to respond to the question (or questions) Frank asks and to be 100% truthful in our responses. No glib answers, no funny business, no fibs. Just raw honesty.
For this week’s Truthful Tuesday, Frank wants to know…
Regardless of the holiday you celebrate, do you have any special plans for this festive time of year?
My honest and truthful answer is bah humbug!
If I could, I’d avoid December altogether. It’s during December that I wish I were a bear and could hibernate the month away. Why? Well, for one thing, I spend more money in December than I do in any other month and it is mainly for gifts. Christmas gifts, Hanukkah gifts, and birthday gifts. Not only does this include gifts for family and friends, it includes gifts for people I hardly know: the newspaper delivery person, the mailman, the woman who cleans our house every other week, the guy who tends to my landscaping.
If I had it my way, I’d hand out gift certificates and be done with it. But my wife won’t permit that. She says they are too impersonal. So she spends hours and hours searching the internet for gifts tailored for each individual. Then she gets angry with me because she is spending all this time searching for “just the right gift” while I’m blogging. That pisses her off.
And then there are the holiday get-togethers. Spending time with in-laws and with friends of whoever is hosting the party is not my idea of a good time. Because my hearing is so bad, even with hearing aids, I miss out on a lot of conversations, so mostly I just smile and nod and hope such gestures are appropriate for whatever other people are talking about.
Bottom line: I can’t wait for December to be over. And that’s the truth.
(Except my name is Fandango, not Edith Ann.)