Fibbing Friday — At Sea

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Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today is Di’s turn to host and here are her questions.

1. What is a skiff?

It’s what you do between a hoph and a jumph.

2. What is a liner?

It’s what women wear in their panties when it’s that time of the month.

3. What is a ferry?

It’s a derogatory term that straight guys use to refer to a gay guy.

4. What is a destroyer?

It’s a term used to describe the 45th President of the United States.

5. What is a cruiser?

It’s what they used to call teenage boys who would drive around the parking lots at drive-in restaurants trying to pick up girls back in the Fifties and Sixties.

6. What is a galleon?

It’s a type of cyst that often appears on one’s wrist.

7. What is a pedlow?

It’s a pillow you put underneath your feet to elevate them.

8. What is a kayak?

It’s a bird that makes an annoyingly loud yakking sound.

9. What is a schooner?

It’s the opposite of schlater.

10. What is a coracle?

A group of pus-filled bumps forming a connected area of infection under the skin.

15 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — At Sea”

  3. Marleen July 30, 2021 / 9:53 am

    My favorites are one, four, and nine. But wouldn’t that be something to have a liner in the panties? And the pedlow answer is pretty ingenious. I wonder how the kayak got named in gif first place? Guess I’d have yoo ok look in had American Heritage Dictionary.

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    • Marleen July 30, 2021 / 4:53 pm

      Man… is there a way to turn off the spell checker/prognosticator?

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