Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today is Di’s turn to host and here are her questions.
1. What is a skiff?
It’s what you do between a hoph and a jumph.
2. What is a liner?
It’s what women wear in their panties when it’s that time of the month.
3. What is a ferry?
It’s a derogatory term that straight guys use to refer to a gay guy.
4. What is a destroyer?
It’s a term used to describe the 45th President of the United States.
5. What is a cruiser?
It’s what they used to call teenage boys who would drive around the parking lots at drive-in restaurants trying to pick up girls back in the Fifties and Sixties.
6. What is a galleon?
It’s a type of cyst that often appears on one’s wrist.
7. What is a pedlow?
It’s a pillow you put underneath your feet to elevate them.
8. What is a kayak?
It’s a bird that makes an annoyingly loud yakking sound.
9. What is a schooner?
It’s the opposite of schlater.
10. What is a coracle?
A group of pus-filled bumps forming a connected area of infection under the skin.