A Simple Question

6A42CD9F-1A4F-43F8-AE8E-A37E493B0BE8“It’s a ‘yes or no’ question, Mr. Avery,” the lawyer said.

Beads of perspiration were forming on Tom Avery’s forehead. He looked helplessly at the judge, who was sitting at the large desk on his right.

Having run out of patience, the attorney also looked up at the judge and said, “A little help, your honor.”

“Answer the question, Mr. Avery,” the judge said sternly.

Tom sighed. “It’s not a simple question.”

“Yes, Mr. Avery,” the attorney chided, “It is that simple. Yes or no?”

Tom cleared his throat, looked up at the judge, then over at the jury, and finally at the lawyer. “It’s not just black or white. There are gray areas. It’s complicated.”

The lawyer threw both of his arms up in the air out of frustration. He didn’t want the members of the jury to think he was badgering the witness, but he needed an answer. “Your honor,” he said, pleading with the judge.

“Answer the question, Mr. Avery,” the judge warned, “or I will hold you in contempt.”

Tom was now sweating profusely. He weighed his options carefully. Finally, he looked past the attorney at the plaintiff sitting at the table behind the lawyer.

“Okay, fine,” Tom said. Focusing his eyes directly on the plaintiff, he said, “Yes. My answer is yes.” A murmur ran through the courtroom. “Yes, Amanda, those jeans do make you look fat.”


Written for today’s one-word prompt, “black.”

Sunday Photo Fiction — Street Baseball

2DBA451B-4748-4ED2-BE22-0871E7656C8D“Charlie,” yelled Hank. “You hit another ball down the storm drain.”

Charlie ran to where Hank was standing. “Hey, I’m sorry, man,” he said. “It wasn’t on purpose.”

Jeff and Tim joined Hank and Charlie. “How many does that make today, Charlie?” asked Jeff.

“Three,” said Tim.

“Well, game over,” said Hank. “That was the last ball.”

“Charlie,” Jeff said, “doesn’t your older brother play lacrosse?”

“Yeah, why?” Charlie responded.

“He has those sticks with nets on the end. Maybe we can use that to snare a ball and pull it out of the storm drain,” Jeff suggested.

Charlie was hesitant. His big brother hated for Charlie to touch his stuff. “I don’t know guys.”

“C’mon, Charlie,” Hank said. “Go get your brother’s lacrosse stick.”

Reluctantly, Charlie ran home, got the stick from his brother’s closet, and ran back to meet his friends at the storm drain. He handed the stick to Hank, who maneuvered it into the drain. “I think I got one,” Hank said. But when he tried to fish it out, the stick snapped in half.

Hank handed the broken piece of lacrosse stick to Charlie and shrugged his shoulders. “Sucks to be you, man,” he said.

(200 words)


Written for this week’s Sunday Photo Fiction prompt. Image credit: A Mixed Bag.

Song Lyric Sunday — So Sorry

The theme for Song Lyric Sunday this week is “apology/sorry.” The song that immediately came to mind for me was one where the first three lines all start with “We’re so sorry.”

“Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey” is a song by Paul and Linda McCartney from the album “Ram.” It was released by Apple Records in the US as a single in August 1971 and it reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 the next month. It was the first of a string of post-Beatles, McCartney-penned singles to top the US pop charts during the 70s and 80s. The song became McCartney’s first gold record as a solo artist.

“Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey” is composed of several unfinished song fragments that McCartney stitched together and is notable for its sound effects, including the sounds of a thunderstorm, with rain, heard between the first and second verses, the sound of McCartney’s voice with a “telephone” effect heard after the second verse, and the sound of chirping sea birds and wind by the seashore. Linda McCartney’s voice is heard in the harmonies as well as the bridge section of the “Admiral Halsey” portion of the song.

McCartney said the Uncle Albert portion of the song was based on his uncle, someone he recalled fondly. Admiral Halsey was based on the American naval admiral William “Bull” Halsey.

Here are the song’s lyrics:

We’re so sorry Uncle Albert
We’re so sorry if we caused you any pain
We’re so sorry Uncle Albert
But there’s no one left at home
And I believe I’m gonna rain

We’re so sorry but we haven’t heard a thing all day
We’re so sorry Uncle Albert
But if anything should happen we’ll be sure to give a ring

We’re so sorry Uncle Albert
But we haven’t done a bloody thing all day
We’re so sorry Uncle Albert
But the kettle’s on the boil and we’re so easily called away away

Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky

Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn’t get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie
(The butter wouldn’t melt so I put it in the pie)

Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky

Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around
Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around

Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky