#writephoto — Optical Illusion

376359A8-FC0D-4AD6-9B5C-20D3A58301CB“Oh Jeez,” Sam cried out as he jumped back from the wall, fell against a chair, and almost lost his balance.

“What happened?” his wife, Charlotte, asked.

“Do you see the size of that spider on the wall?” Sam asked. “It’s huge! And you know I’m petrified of spiders.”

“Do you have your contacts on?”

Sam looked at his wife. “Yes, I have my contacts on.”

“Then you need to have an eye exam,” Charlotte said. “Or maybe it’s your head you need to have examined.” She walked over to her husband, grabbed his hand, and led him toward the wall. With her free hand, she reached out to touch the “spider.”

“What the hell are you doing?” Sam screamed.

“I’m going to catch your spider,” she said.

Sam stopped and looked at the wall. He slowly and cautiously moved closer. “Oh, it’s not a spider,” he said. “It’s just a shadow cast by that spur hanging on the wall.” Relieved, he sheepishly smiled and said, “That’s quite an optical illusion, isn’t it?”

Charlotte looked at her husband and, with a deadpan expression on her face, said, “More likely confusion and delusion.”


Written for this week’s Thursday Photo Prompt from Sue Vincent.

Another One of Those Days

Jason was getting pissed. He looked at his watch. The bus was running ten minutes late, based upon the schedule. Samantha, Jason’s wife, could sense his irritation. “Don’t worry,” she said, we’ll get to the theater in plenty of time.”

Jason and Samantha lived in a fairly large city. One of the advantages of being urban dwellers is that the city has a well-developed intra-city bus system. They owned a car, but it spent most of the time languishing in their garage. They mostly took buses because they had their pick of bus routes within a few blocks from their home that could get them to and from just about anywhere within the city. So there wasn’t much of a need to use their car unless they wanted to head out into the countryside.

“Finally,” Jason said, spotting a bus several blocks up the street. But as it got closer, Jason realized that it was a local bus, not the express bus he preferred. When the bus pulled up to the stop, Samantha started to get on, but Jason pulled her back. “Let’s wait for the R.”

The “R” label was for “rapid.” It meant that the bus would bypass those stops not designated as rapid bus stops. These express buses stopped at only about a third as many stops as the local buses.

“Oh please,” said Samantha. “The buses are running late, so let’s grab this one while we can. This way you’ll have plenty of time to get popcorn and we won’t miss the coming attractions.”

Jason looked at his watch once again. “Fine,” he said. “But I hate taking the local bus.” They boarded the bus, found their seats, and sat down. After reaching the third stop on the local route, Jason saw the “R” bus passing them by.

Jason’s face turned a deep shade of red and Samantha knew that he’d be blaming her for not agreeing to wait for the express bus.

It’s going to be another one of those days, she thought.


Written for today’s one-word prompt, “express.”

Americans Love Fake News

F6C30086-C073-4F7E-83A8-0BC803B33DB6In a post from yesterday, I quoted Albert Einstein, who said, “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

Apparently, in 2017 America, stupidity reigns supreme.

Why would I say such a thing? Well, I read an article published in USA Today that reported on a new poll by Politico and Morning Consult. That poll shows that 46% of American voters believe that major news organizations fabricate stories about the president and his administration.

The poll, released yesterday, noted that an overwhelming majority of Republicans — 76% — believe the media makes up news about Trump. And of the voters who strongly approve of the president’s job performance, 85% believe the media makes up fake news about Trump.

Think about that for a moment.

Almost half of all Americans, three-quarters of all Republicans, and more than eight in ten Trump supporters have bought into Donald Trump’s totally baseless contention that anything the mainstream media reports about him that isn’t positive or flattering is fake news.

I am afraid that it has come to pass that the lunatics are running the asylum and that half of the American public has been committed to that asylum.

Einstein was right. Stupidity knows no limits.