Kids Will Be Kids

637A36BD-24FA-4679-BEBE-F284FCF21BE8“Let’s play Star Trek,” Johnny said. “I’ll be Captain Kirk and you can be Mr. Spock.”

Billy shook his head. “No, I want to be Captain Kirk. You can be Mr. Spock.”

“Uh uh,” Johnny objected. “If I can’t be Captain Kirk, I don’t want to play.”

Sensing something problematic about to go down between the two boys, Johnny’s mother called over to them from the kitchen. “Boys, I’m going to fix a pitcher of iced tea. Do you want some?”

“Sure Mom,” Johnny called back to her.

“Thanks, Mrs. Redding,” Billy said.

“Okay,” Johnny’s mom called, “But I don’t want you running around with glasses in your hands. Why don’t you set up the Dungeons & Dragons board game?”

“Yeah,” both boys said simultaneously.


Written for today’s Three Things Challenge from Teresa at The Haunted Wordsmith. The three things are Captain Kirk, dungeons and dragons, and iced tea.

One-Liner Wednesday — Live Long and Prosper

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“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

Woody Alan

I can’t say that I approve of some of the life decisions Woody Allen has made, but I do think he’s a creative genius and a very talented and witty man.

I like this one-liner from Woody because it is similar to how I respond to my wife’s many attempts to get me to eat healthier. I explain to her that food is one of life’s greatest pleasures and I’d rather live a shorter life eating foods that taste good than a longer life eating foods that may be “good for you” but taste like crap.

So in this regard, I have to agree with Woody. Why live a long life if living a long life means having to eat rice cakes and Brussels sprouts? Am I right or what?


Written for today’s One-Liner Wednesday prompt from Linda G. Hill.