Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has given us items related to luck, good and bad.
1. How many years bad luck do you get if you break a mirror? Depends upon the size of the mirror. The larger the mirror, the more years of bad luck you get.
2. What shouldn’t you walk under? A large bird with diarrhea.
3. Why are black cats crossing your path considered unlucky? A black cat jumped up onto the speaker’s podium during American President William Henry Harrison’s inaugural address and Harrison died 32 days later, causing black cats to be a sign of bad luck.
4. Why do we wear a wedding ring on the third finger of the left hand? Because wearing a wedding on your middle finger is a sign of disrespect.
5. Why is it unlucky to open an umbrella indoors? Because it might knock something off a table and break it or injure someone standing near it while being opened.
6. Why do we cross our fingers for good luck? Because crossing our toes is too difficult.
7. Why do we throw some over our shoulder if we spill salt? To get salt in the eyes of whoever is standing behind you just in case they were going to attack you.
8. Why is wearing green at a wedding considered unlucky? Because it makes the wearer look like a giant frog.
9. What is signified by itchy hands? Excessive masturbation.
10. Why do we cover our mouths when we yawn? To hide your yellow teeth and bad breath.