“He’s the best,” Arianna said when Diane asked her about her new boyfriend. “His name is Daniel, but I call him Lollipop,” she added.
“Lollipop? Why do you call him Lollipop?” Diane asked, a quizzical look on her face.
A far off expression covered Arianna’s face, sort of a dreamy look. “Because he’s a sucker.”
“Because he’s a sucker?” Diane repeated, now really confused. “Isn’t that a bad thing?”
“Oh girl, no,” Arianna responded. “My Lollipop is a really good sucker,” she explained, winking at Diane. “And believe me, honey, that’s a very, very good thing.”
“Oh,” said Diane, hoping that she, too, could find her own lollipop some day soon.
And now for some good, old-fashioned, G-rated fun.
This, That, and the Other 
Gross..
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You say that only because you’re a vegetarian. I, on the other hand, am a carnivore! 😜
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Hey, Fandango it’s gross, it’s not you.. At least not for me.. I only liked the post because you are my friend..
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You mean if we didn’t know each other (on WordPress, anyway) and you read this post you wouldn’t like it? Because it’s gross? What a prude you are!
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I don’t understand.. Are you getting offended?
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No sir. My skin is as thick as the outer shell of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
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Ouch, OK note to me.. Don’t make Fandango answer straightforward questions ’cause he will never answer those in a straightforward manner..
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I am surprised to see so many sexual innuendos associated with such an innocent candy.
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U la la😬
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😜
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OK. The Like is for The Chordettes! As for the rest, I wouldn’t know anything about anything. And that’s probably more than enough said….
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Oh, that’s sweet (as candy)…my husband is a lollipop. … but not a sucker… smart, like the owl… he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop.
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To quote you, “OMGawd!”
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You started it!
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Yeah, go ahead, blame the victim.
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I need to poke my eyes out.. Seriously, Fandango started this whole mess.. Way too much information..
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Okay… Mighty Sighty … you mean to tell me some bloggers can explore “blowing brains out in car” and “craziness” but the subject of sexual innuendos is over the edge? I’m just wondering?
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You tell him, girl!
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Nah, it’s just that you said a minute before that being anonymous is great.
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Still anonymous! How do you know if my real name is really Sandi? Or if anything I print is “real.” Just saying, we can fabricate anything we want. Weaving stories! Whether about death or sexual escapades!
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It can take a monkey and an internet connection to do find that..
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Hey, Sandi are you there?
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Just will quick…I’m going to close the page and try to make myself work!
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I shoulda known Lil’ Kim would show up.
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I got into a similar discussion earlier today. A sexual connotation may have been ascribed by a reader to a ‘lollipop’ poem that I wrote, a connotation that I just did not see until much later. I didn’t even see the connotation in your story until the comment kerfuffle. Okay, I see that I was blind because, on rereading, your story has “wink wink” all over it.
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“Wink wink, nudge, nudge.”
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Stop poking me.
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Sorry. I thought you were Pokémon. My bad.
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