One-Liner Wednesday — Take Two

D7D100D2-1640-482F-B65A-9FA83F191571.jpeg“This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.”

Donald Trump

I know I already posted my response to Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday prompt earlier, but when I heard what Donald Trump said today when he visited parts of North Carolina in the wake of Hurricane Florence, I had to share this quote from him.

In addition to his brilliant and astute (and by that I mean stupid and moronic) observation about the hurricane, our president was particularly struck by a storm-tossed yacht that smashed into a New Bern, NC home and lodged against the house’s deck.

Trump looked at the yacht and asked the home owner if it was his boat. When the owner said no, Trump replied, “at least you got a nice boat out of the deal.”

You just can’t make this shit up.

15 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday — Take Two

  1. sandmanjazz September 19, 2018 / 5:32 pm

    GW must be so relieved he’s no longer the President who said the dumbest things

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    • Fandango September 19, 2018 / 5:50 pm

      And Dubya did say some pretty dumb things.

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  2. Cyranny September 19, 2018 / 5:45 pm

    “Hey! You lost your house? Don’t tell me you lost your sense of humor too!!”

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    • Fandango September 19, 2018 / 10:26 pm

      True. The third world dinghies were in Puerto Rico last year. But Trump was there with a bunch of rolls of paper towels to save the day!

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  3. leigha66 September 28, 2018 / 5:24 pm

    Truth is stranger than fiction, and he proves it all the time.

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