“Oh yes, sage Uncle,” Billy said, his voice oozing with sarcasm, “regale us with your magical tricks. I can barely contain my enchantment over the wondrous things you will be sharing with us.
“Oh ye of little faith,” Uncle Scott said. “I promise you that what I will be showing you will pique your interests.”
“Come on, Billy,” his younger brother, Dennis, said. “Let’s see what Uncle Scott wants to show us.”
“Fine,” Billy said to Dennis. “It’s just that he’s nothing but a two-bit hustler and he makes my blood boil.”
“Yeah, Billy boy, don’t be such a cynic,” Scott said. “Now I need you two to come up with two everyday objects for my little demonstration. Dennis, let me have your fidget spinner. And Billy, hand me your iPhone.”
“No way,” Billy objected, “that I’m going to give you my iPhone.”
“Oh Billy,” Dennis said, “give it to him. It’ll be fun.”
Billy reluctantly handed his iPhone to his Uncle. With fidget spinner and iPhone in hand, Uncle Scott put them on the coffee table and covered them up with a hand towel. “Now watch this, nephews,” Uncle Scott said. “I’m going to recite an ancient Celtic incantation and these two everyday objects will vanish into thin air.”
“Wait!” Billy yelled. “You’re going to make my iPhone disappear. No way.”
“Don’t you trust me, kid?” Uncle Scott asked.
“Fine,” Billy said. “Just don’t break it.”
Uncle Scott began chanting in some language that neither Billy nor Dennis understood. When he finished, he pulled the hand towel away and the iPhone and fidget spinner were missing.
“Cool!” Squealed Dennis.
“Great,” said Billy unenthusiastically. “So where did they go?”
“Well, boys,” Uncle Scott said, “Truth be told, I know the incantation to make everyday objects disappear, but I haven’t quite figured out the one that can make them reappear.”
“Son of a bitch,” Billy muttered. “I knew it.”
Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Sunday Writing Prompt (everyday objects) and for these daily prompts: Ragtag Daily Promot (sage), Swimmers (us), Your Daily Word Prompt (enchantment), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (pique), and Word of the Day Challenge (blood).
There are two ways to view a post in my Reader. One is to tap the post’s title, which displays the post in Reader mode. The other is to tap the “Visit” icon at the bottom left, which will bring up the mobile-enabled view of the post. This shows the Reader view when I tap the post’s title:
Note the full image at the top of the post. But if, instead, I tap the “Visit” icon, here’s what I see:
No image at all! Nowhere in the post! Where did the image go?
This is what I’m talking about, WordPress! What is going on with the Reader in the iOS app? I know that there wasn’t a five hour gap where no blogger I follow posted anything last night! So why the fuck aren’t their posts showing up in my Reader on the app.
Okay, I’m back. Do you see that, WordPress? The “missing” posts are there in the Reader on the web browser, but not on your app.
Of course, the word that stuck out in the first sentence I heard was “Trump.”