Brian could hear his son, Billy, laughing hysterically, but when he looked around the natural history museum floor, he didn’t see Billy.
“Billy?” Brian called out.
“Over here, Dad,” Billy answered. “Behind the elephants.”
“Are you okay, son?” Brian asked when he got to Billy’s side. “What were you laughing at?
Billy started laughing hard again. When he finally could control himself, he pointed up to the large elephant and started laughing again.
“Shh, Billy,” Brian said. “We’re in a museum.”
“I can’t help it. The spotlight is aimed right at the elephant’s private parts,” Billy said. “And it’s a female elephant. I can see…” Billy leaned in closer and whispered “… its vagina.” And he started laughing hysterically again.
(120 words)
Written for today’s Sunday Photo Fiction prompt. Photo credit: C.E. Ayr.
This, That, and the Other 
You are a daring sort aren’t you? : )
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Me? No. It was Billy. Silly kid.
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Sure, I believe you
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Well I found it amusing but not funny. Kids sure laugh a lot and they are rather annoying.
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Kids say the darndest things.
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A novel approach to sex education! Brilliant.
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Typical boy, thought I had to up his mind in my mind after the last line. Well done.
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Out of the mouth of babies and children. The method of displaying this exhibit is certainly strange.
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Houston, we have a lighting problem…. Enjoyed.
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