One Man’s Treasure…

I was shocked when I came home from college after my graduation to find that my father had tossed out my extensive comic book collection along with all of my baseball cards that I had stored in a closet in the basement.

I was so angry I was practically foaming at the mouth. I screamed at my father, “Dad, why the hell did you trash all of my comics and toss out my baseball cards?”

“That’s kid stuff,” he said. “You’re not a kid anymore. Besides, I needed room to store your mother’s knitting stuff, so I made room by throwing out all that crap.”

My jaw tightened and my teeth were grinding. “Kid stuff, are you kidding me. “Those comic books and baseball cards are collectors’ items. They are going to be very valuable one day. Or were going to be valuable.”

“Well, sorry son,” my father said, “I didn’t think they had any value and I thought the prudent thing to do in order to make room for your mother’s knitting stuff was to throw away what I thought was useless crap.”

“Prudent?” I said. “The prudent thing to do, Dad, would have been to pick up the phone and ask me.”

To this day, I will periodically Google the value of the comic books and baseball cards I had stored in the basement of my parents’ house and it brings tears to my eyes.


Written for these daily prompts: Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (foam), The Daily Spur (trash), My Vivid Blog (comics), Ragtag Daily Prompt (grind), and Your Daily Word Prompt (prudent).

I must confess that this is actually a bit of a retelling of this post from May 2018, reworked to leverage today’s prompts.

Sunday Photo Fiction — It’s In the Can

45025656-DDF6-46F6-AF2B-21C13519C9F0“I can’t believe what a mess it is in here,” Megan said to her husband. “Did your dad ever throw anything away?”

Eric laughed. “Well, he didn’t have a car, so he used his garage to store his collectibles.”

“If you define collectibles as junk,” Megan said.

“Well, make sure you go through all the containers,” Eric said. “There might be some hidden treasures in this garage.”

After a few hours of rummaging through all of the collected crap in Eric’s father’s garage, Megan said, “I’m exhausted. Can we call it a day?”

“Yeah,” Eric said. “I just want to grab that rusty kerosene can from that shelf up there.” He got the step ladder, reached up, and pulled down the old kerosene can. “Holy shit!” he exclaimed.

“Eric, are you okay?” Megan called out as she was just about to exit the garage.

“Megan, this can is full of hundred dollar bills,” he said.

“What was your father into, Eric? There’s gotta be ten grand in this can,” Megan said. She pulled a few hundred dollar bills out of the can. “Ugh, they smell like they’ve been soaked in kerosine.”

“What do you know about money laundering?” Eric asked.

(200 words)


Written for this week’s Sunday Photo Fiction prompt from Donna McNichol. Photo credit: https://morguefile.com/p/68555.

Friday Fictioneers — Collectibles

94247FB4-713F-427D-9241-422285E99667“They’re oil squirt cans, Kenny,” Sam said. “I worked as a machinist back in the day and I had to keep those machines well lubricated by squirting oil from cans just like these into the moving parts on the equipment.”

“But why do you have them on the shelf?” the boy asked.

“I just started to collect them, is all,” Sam said.

“Why?”

“Everyone has something they collect, Kenny,” Sam said. “When I was a kid I collected baseball cards and comic books. Don’t you have anything you collect?”

“Yeah.”

“What?”

“Money,” Kenny said. “Got a dollar for my collection?”

(100 words)


Written for the Friday Fictioneers prompt from Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. Photo credit: Nick Allen.