Sunday Poser — Environmentally Conscious

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For today’s Sunday Poser, Sadje wants to know…

What steps are you taking to reduce your carbon footprint? Do you think that our individual efforts can/are having an effect?

Last year I replaced an inefficient gas furnace and air conditioning unit with a highly efficient heat pump system. In the summer months, when it got outside, I set the thermostat at 72°F. And in the winter months at 68°F.

When we are in the rainy season, as we are now, I turn off our irrigation system off. And we make sure to turn off lights when we leave a room.

We also own an electric car, our only car, so we feel like, by doing so, we are not putting harmful pollutants into the atmosphere.

We recycle and compost to the extent possible, limiting what we put in landfills to only those items that are not recyclable or compostable.

Are these individual efforts making a difference? Probably not. But if a lot of individuals do these things, perhaps we can move the needle.

WDP — What’s in a Name?

Bloganuary writing prompt
Write about your first name: its meaning, significance, etymology, etc.

No, I’m not going to write about my first name. I’m not going to tell its meaning, significance, or etymology. I’m not being difficult, it’s just that I blog anonymously, so why would I reveal that kind of information here? That sorta runs counter to maintaining anonymity, doesn’t it?

Now if you want to know about my stage name, my pseudonym, my screen name, my handle, or whatever you want to call how I identify myself on my blog, that’s a different story. I’m happy to share that with you.

The name I use for my blog is Fandango. Where did I come up with that? Here’s the story. One of my favorite songs of all time is Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody.” There’s a stanza in that song that goes:

“I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Figaro,
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.”

At first I though of using “Scaramouche” as my pseudonym, but every time I typed it, those squiggly red lines beneath the name showed up and autocorrect kept changing it to “scary mouse.” So I decided to go with “Fandango.”

I wanted to find an avatar to go with my chosen pseudonym, so I Googled “Fandango” and discovered that there was a computer adventure game from 1998 titled “Grim Fandango.”I’d never heard of nor played the game, but as soon as I saw the image of Fandango, I decided that I had found the perfect avatar for my blog.

And now you know everything.

Blast From the Past

I originally published this post on January 21, 2012 on a blog I had on Typepad at the time. I’d been blogging for seven years at the time and had very few readers. I was a little bummed about it, but I decided to keep going. Fortunately I found WordPress a few years later, and that’s when I finally found company in the blogosphere. If you’re reading this, you’re probably already on WordPress, so you know what I mean.


I am a recreational blogger. I have been blogging recreationally for a while now. Yet, by all objective measures, my blog is a dismal failure. I am not only my only regular reader, I am, as well, my blog’s biggest fan.

Of course, my wife will occasionally read my blog, and sometimes so will our son and daughter. Once in a great while someone I don’t know, perhaps as a result of a misdirected Google search, will stumble upon my blog. A few total strangers have even posted a comment or two on my blog. But, alas, my blog goes mostly unnoticed, unknown, and unread.

The first time I formally acknowledged that my blog didn’t get much traffic was about a year and a half ago. I wrote a post titled “My Blog’s Gone Viral” after a post I wrote received seven views, four from people I didn’t already know. Nevertheless, despite its lack of readership, I decided to persevere, to press on, to keep at it, to stick with it, to…well, you get my drift.

And so I have continued to regularly publish my thoughts, observations, and opinions on matters ranging from politics and sports to religion and daily living. From bats and fruit flies to dogs and cats. From from silly and stupid things that people do, to a cross-country roadtrip in a 14-foot U-Haul truck with my son.

And why not? What’s the harm? Blogging, for me, is a creative outlet, a diversion, a hobby. I simply enjoy being a recreational blogger. I, for one, find my posts to be witty, entertaining, and informative, even if no one else does. See. I told you. I’m my blog’s biggest fan.

Oh snap!

Fast forward to this past Friday night when my wife and I were invited to our daughter’s and son-in-law’s home for some snacks and a few spirited games of Hearts. Because we had been in San Francisco for the holidays, this gathering was the first opportunity for them to give us our Christmas (dare I say “holiday”?) presents.

My wife was presented with a lovely scarf that our daughter hand-knitted. She also received a 2012 calendar beautifully illustrated with our daughter’s nature photographs and pictures of their dog.

I, too, was given a personalized calendar, as well as a mousepad. The mousepad was imprinted with a simple but honest appraisal of the traffic my blog generates. “More people have read this mousepad,” it said, “than have read your blog.” The image of a digital counter on the mousepad read “0000002.” Oh snap!

So the question must be asked. Does my blog matter? If few people read it or care about my random musings, maybe I should stop wasting my time coming up with topics about which to blog. Why bother attempting to spin my compositions into posts that others might also find witty, entertaining, informative, and, yes, even provocative? Why make the effort to locate and embed humorous images to suit the content of my posts?

Truth be told, while I would probably be thrilled if my blog posts were seen and appreciated by a wider audience, I never intended or expected my blog to be a commercial success, to generate a lot of traffic, or to appeal to a large readership. The cold, hard reality is that that just ain’t gonna happen.

Newly inspired

As I contemplated the future of my blog, I thought about the calendar my daughter and her husband gave me.

The image opposite the month of January was that of an enormous, isolated, steep, craggy butte. The caption beneath the photograph read, “Blogging: Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.”

That was all the inspiration I needed. I realized that I’m not alone in my seemingly futile effort to share with the world, through blogging, my personal impressions, opinions, and insights.

This is the universal quandary, the ultimate conundrum, for bloggers. Who cares? Why bother? Does it matter? Is anyone even reading it?

I know that very few people care what I think and hardly anyone even reads my blog. Yet, despite my nearly non-existent readership and the not-so-subtle hints from my family that my blog is a fruitless enterprise, I will persist.

My fellow bloggers, those so many people with so little to say who are saying so much to so few, I salute you. To all of you whose blogs go unnoticed, unknown, and unread, I say, “blog on.”

Cellpic Sunday — More Fun With Macros

John Steiner, the blogger behind Journeys With Johnbo, has this prompt he calls Cellpic Sunday in which he asks us to post a photo that was taken with a cellphone, tablet, or another mobile device. He invites us to participate in this cellphone photo prompt by creating our own CellPic Sunday post and linking it back to his.

My iPhone 15 Pro Max has a “macro” lens for taking super close-up photos and I’ve been having fun playing with it. You might remember that in my Cellpic Sunday post last week I featured an extreme close-up of some raindrop-covered mushrooms. Well, I continued to experiment with my iPhone’s “Ultra Wide” lens (aka macro lens) this week.

No guessing games this week, though. I’m going to start with a main camera 24mm standard view of a some wheat-like, tall, grassy plants I have near my waterfall in my backyard.

Then I moved in a little closer to the smaller plant to the right of the taller one. Behind that plant is an Australian Willow Tree.

Now I walked around behind that plant and took this photo. The long green leaves in the foreground are from the Australian Willow.

And finally, I used the macro lens for this shot of one of the branches on the wheat-like grass plant.

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking

Speaking about iPhones, when a door plug on an Alaska Airlines plane blew off minutes after takeoff on January 5th, it left a gaping, door-shaped hole in the Boeing 737 Max 9 plane. A handful of objects were sucked out of the plane that was 16,000 feet in the sky. One such item was an iPhone.

The iPhone was found lying on the ground, in airplane mode, with its battery half full. The screen, fully intact, showed a $70 receipt for two checked bags on the Alaska Airlines flight.

A social media user found the device while walking down Barnes Road near Highway 217 in Portland, Ore., according to his post on X, formerly Twitter.


You might have noticed that I put the word “plants” earlier in this post in red. That’s because, for today’s JusJoJan prompt, Linda has given us the word “plants, as suggested by J-Dub, who resides here.

Song Lyric Sunday — Going Mental

For this week’s Song Lyric Sunday, Jim Adams has asked us to find a song about mental health. My first thought was to go with the Pink Floyd classic song, “Brain Damage,” but I thought a number of others might feature that song and I’ve posted it twice before for SLS. So this week I’m going novelty with the 1966 song from Napoleon XIV, “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!”

“They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” was a 1966 novelty record written and performed by Jerry Samuels, a recording engineer from New York City (billed as Napoleon XIV). The song became an instant success in the United States, peaking at number 3 on the Billboard Hot 100 popular music singles chart, number 1 on the Cash Box Top 100 Pop Singles charts, number 2 in Canada, and number 4 on the UK Singles Chart.

The song is about a guy who goes insane (like, to the funny farm) when his girl leaves him. Except it’s not his girl who left. At the end of the song we find out it’s his dog when Samuels sings, They’ll put you in the A.S.P.C.A. / You mangy mutt.

Insanity and mental health were controversial matters in 1966, and Samuels was concerned that the song would be seen as an insult to the mentally ill. He intentionally added the line about the dog so “you realize that the person is talking about a dog having left him, not a human.” Samuels added, “I felt it would cause some people to say ‘Well, it’s alright.’ And it did. It worked.”

When this novelty song became a surprise hit, the record company sent other people to perform it at live appearances while Samuels kept working in the studio.

Samuels was sitting in a nice easy chair one night when he came up with the idea of “They’re Coming to Take Me Away.” The easy chair had a little vibrator on it and he was stoned because, he said, “I loved to smoke grass. What popped into my head was the old Scottish tune, ‘The Campbell’s Are Coming.’ I didn’t know the title, but I’ll tell you who did, my friend Barry Hansen. He’s Dr. Demento. We’d known each other for many, many years. I hummed it to him and he said, ‘Yeah, that’s ‘The Cambpell’s Are Coming,” and I thought, ‘da da dat dat da dat da da da da da… they’re coming to take me away, ha ha.’ There it was, and by understanding what I could do with that piece of equipment, I wrote this thing.”

Here are the lyrics to “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!.”

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!