
I need you to remove that blackboard from the front of my building. Why? Well, first of all, it makes me feel uncomfortable and somewhat fragile. I’ve always been wary when it comes to creating a bucket list of things I want to do before I die. It would mean admitting that my time on Earth is coming to a close soon and that I need to hurry up and do all of the things I’ve always wanted to do but haven’t yet gotten around to doing them. And I’m reticent to make such admission, even though it’s true.
Second of all, I hate to blow my own horn, but I’ve been fortunate in my life to have carved a wide swathe, so to speak, over the years and there are few experiences that I haven already experienced or places I haven’t already been to. Thus, I would have to seriously puzzle over the delivery of such a list of things I want to do before I die, since I’ve pretty much done it all.
So please do me a favor and remove that damn backboard from the front of my funeral home. It’s seriously bad for business.
Written for Sadje’s What Do You See? prompt. Photo credit: Google Images. Also for these daily prompts: Ragtag Daily Prompt (fragile), E.M.’s Random Word Prompt (wary), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (reticent), The Daily Spur (horn), Your Daily Word Prompt (swathe), My Vivid Blog (puzzle), and Word of the Day Challenge (delivery).