Her text read, “You should stay in town tonight, honey. The power company has the street torn up and it’s so loud that you’ll never get any sleep tonight if you come home. Love you. See you tomorrow.”
He winked at his secretary. “Can you stay? I have some dick-tation for you.”
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Written for this week’s Twittering Tales prompt from Kat Myrman. Photo credit: qimono at Pixabay.com.
I know that this post isn’t, in the age of #MeToo and Time’s Up, politically correct, but it is, after all, just a bit of flash fiction that’s been ripped from the headlines.
Now that is funny 😄
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I hope she gets paid overtime.
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Fringe benefits.
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Nothing like having the “approval” of your wife to spend the night away…Mistress optional. 😉
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Your posts are great today! Funny as hell!
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Thanks. I try!
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That’s funny…seriously funny..
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😁
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