Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, and be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di is recycling some of Teresa Grabs’ Fibbing Friday questions.

1. What did the fan say? “Cool it!”

2. What really kicks off summer? Power outages.

3. Who rules the world? Cockroaches.

4. What is the best thing to do to someone who snores? Hold a pillow over their face until they stop snoring.

5. Who/what was your last unexpected house guest? A mouse.

6. How does a blanket keep warm? It snuggles.

7. Why shouldn’t you snoop? It’s bad for your back.

8. What is the worst thing that could happen to you? I could run out of coffee in the morning.

9. What did the gopher and mole do when they met? The mole said to the gopher, “I dig you,” and the gopher said to the mole, “I dig you, too.”

10. What lurks in your backyard? Gophers and moles digging their holes.