Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has given us hairstyles as well as common words we may be familiar with and asks us to use our imagination to come up with something else.

1. Wedge — a physical barrier placed between the sidewalk and the street to create a bicycle lane.

2. Mohican — a type of wool used to make soft sweaters.

3. French Plait — a Scottish kilt favored by French men.

4. Pageboy — a boy hired to turn the pages of a book for someone who is quadriplegic.

5. Bouffant — an ant with a very large abdomen.

6. Pixie — a magical dust used by men increase the size of their muscles.

7. Bob — the first name of the pageboy referenced in #4.

8. Crew Cut — the day the college rowing team announces who made the team and who got cut.

9. Buzz cut — when the editors of BuzzFeed.com. decide which articles to post on their site and which to spike.

10. Bunches — bungee cords that have been rolled up put away for storage.