Fibbing Friday — Medieval Times

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, and be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di looks to Willow for the questions.

1. What is a codpiece? A piece of fish often breaded and fried and served with French fries (i.e., fish and chips).
2. What is a doublet? A pair of singlets.
3. Who wears the hose? The drag queen.
4. What is a gauntlet? A chalice-like vessel in which beer is served.
5. What’s kept in the moat? Motor boats.
6. Where is the portcullis? It’s between the stomach and the duodenum.
7. Who wealds the battle axe? The one who wears the hose.
8. Where is the draw bridge? Between the paint bridge and the sketch bridge.
9. What is a catapult? It’s wherever the pet cat chooses to pee and poop. Also known as a litter box.
10. What is a flagon? It’s the morning celebration at military bases when the flag is raised up the flagpole. At night it’s called a flagoff.

13 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Medieval Times”

  7. AM June 8, 2024 / 1:42 am

    😂 it wasn’t until I finished writing mine that I realized it was not about fishing 😂 but medieval times. Still, I thought it be funnier keeping the fish part in.

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