A waitress walked up to Steve. “Can I get you something?” she asked.
“A small coffee,” Steve said.
“Can I tempt you with a house-made pastry?” the smiling waitress asked.
With a sarcastic tone in his voice, Steve said, “You have quite a sense of humor.”
“Thank you,” she said, beaming.
“I was being facetious,” Steve said. “Reflect on that, young lady.”
“You’re mean.” she said, and walked away.
Written for this week’s 100 Word Wednesday prompt from Bikurgurl. Also for these daily prompts: Your Daily Word Prompt (eclectic), Ragtag Daily Prompt (drizzle), The Daily Spur (spread), Word of the Day Challenge (tempt), Weekly Prompts (humor), and Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (reflect).