Rory, A Guy Called Bloke, has come up with yet another “Oh So Way/Oh No Way” post. It’s essentially a yes or no exercise where he makes a bunch of statements to which you respond with either “oh so way,” meaning “yeah, I’ve done that,” or “oh no way,” meaning “uh uh, not on a bet have I ever done that.”
So hear goes:
I have eaten snails — Oh so way! Yummy!
Received a speeding ticket — Oh so way, so way, and so way. I have a heavy foot.
Fallen asleep during an important meeting — Oh no way, but I did fall asleep in classes in college.
Sunbathed nude — Oh so way.
Taken part in a talent show. — Oh so way.
Worn Crocs — Oh no fucking way!
Screamed at a scary scene in a movie showhouse — Oh no way, but I did jump outta my seat a few times.
Been involved in a hit and run — Oh no way.
Been locked outside when naked — I’ve been outside and naked, but oh no way I was locked outside.
Been approached by a hooker — Oh so way. But I didn’t hook up.
Re–gifted a gift to someone else that I was gifted — Oh no way. At least not that I know of.
Fallen over something in the street while texting — Sadly, oh so way.
Fallen asleep on the toilet — Oh no way, but I did drop my iPhone in the toilet once.
Had sex in a tent — Oh so way.
Properly kissed someone of the same sex — Oh no way. I assume a fatherly kiss to one’s son is not what you’re referring to.
Surfed — Does body surfing count? If so, then oh so way.
Had sex on the first date — Oh so way. Mmm.
Holidayed in a nudist camp — Does going to a nude beach count? If yes, then oh so way.