Rory saw something on “The Ellen Show” and he decided to have a go with it on his blog. It begins with a simple statement that starts “Never have I ever….” The participants in the game respond with either “I Have” or “I Have Never.”
So Rory has posed a series of “Never have I ever” statements and has asked us to simply post one of those two responses, as applicable.
Never have I ever taken a sexy selfie.
I have. But, no, I am not going to share it with you.
Never have I ever kissed a celebrity.
I have never.
Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar.
I have. The Devonshire Bar & Grill.
Never have I ever been asked to leave a church.
I have. Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve. Not this past Christmas Eve. It was way, way back when I was in high school.
Never have I ever ridden a motorbike.
I have. I have owned and ridden three different motorcycles through the years. Do they count as “motorbikes”?
Never have I ever have a l farted in public.
I have. Both accidentally and intentionally.
Never have I ever have l lied to get a job.
I have never.
Never have I ever been nude skiing.
I refuse to answer this questions on the grounds that it’s self-incriminating.
Never have I ever eaten a fried witchitty grub.
I have never. At least not to the best of my knowledge, since I have no idea what a fried witchitty grub is.
Never have I ever peed in the shower.
I have. Every time I take a shower.