“Shit!” Erin exclaimed.
“What’s the matter, Hon?” her husband asked.
“There’s no internet out here,” she said. “I just took a spectacular photo with my iPhone and I can’t get a goddam signal to upload it to Instagram.”
“Of course there’s no signal out here,” Fred said. “We’re in the middle of nowhere.”
“I want you to delate Mother Nature for failing to blanket the planet in internet connectivity,” Erin whined.
“Oh thank God,” Erin said. “You’re like my knight in shining armor, Fred.”
Written for Bikurgurl’s 100 Word Wednesday prompt. And for these daily prompts: Ragtag Daily Prompt (delate), Word of the Day Challenge (pledge), Your Daily Word Prompt (knight), and Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (WiFi).