Teresa, The Hidden Wordsmith and the Queen of Questions, wants to know a little about our grocery shopping habits and our dietary preferences. Well, since they say that you are what you eat, here’s everything you need to know about me.
- What is your favorite chocolate dessert? My wife makes this great chocolate mousse cake. It’s to die for.
- Where do you go first in the grocery store? The fruits and veggies aisles. It’s the first thing you come to when you walk through the door.
- You win three minutes of free shopping in the grocery store with an empty cart…what do you fill it with? Groceries, duh!
- What is your favorite fruit and how do you like to eat it? Bananas sliced and tossed into a bowl of cold cereal.
- You go to a magic cafe where plates fill with whatever you request…what do you get? Magic spells?
- How do you like your fish? Filleted and sautéed.
- Do you eat jello (what is your favorite flavor)? Not since Bill Cosby was arrested.
- What is the most, ahem, “adult” food you can think of? Prunes?
- What food do you eat that might put you in the “old” age? Prunes?
- Mall food courts…yes, no, where do you eat? I can’t remember the last time I went to a mall, much less ate at a mall food court.
I can’t remember the last time I was in a department store.
Or a clothing store, a shoe store, a hardware store, a furniture store, a book store, a jewelry store, a toy store.
Because I do all of my shopping online.
Well, except for groceries.
I do my grocery shopping at a grocery store.
This post was written for the In Other Words prompt from Patricia’s Place. The challenge this week is to write a story or poem of five lines or fewer using the word “shopping.”
I am so happy! You may recall that exactly two months ago today, I wrote a rather whiny post in which I lamented the apparent disappearance of my favorite breakfast cereal, Total, from the cereal aisle at all of my local grocery stores. I was devastated and was forced to go on an exhaustive search for a replacement breakfast cereal.
And you may also recall a post I wrote about two weeks later in which I announced that I had rediscovered Wheaties, which, while not my beloved Total, could serve as a suitable substitute. Still, I missed Total.
Well, guess what? I went to my local grocery store today and look what I saw staring back at me in the cereal aisle.I was so excited that I bought four boxes. Four! You know, just in case this was a mistake and they won’t restock Total once this batch is sold out.
I’m a breakfast cereal kind of a guy. Most mornings I fill my bowl with dry cereal, add some raisins, some blueberries, and a sliced banana. Then I pour milk over it all and, well, yum!
For many years my favorite cereal was Just Right. It was a nutritious mix of crispy flakes of wheat, corn, and rice with raisins, dates, and almonds. But then I noticed that Just Right was getting harder and harder to find at the local grocery store. Until it just stopped showing up at all in the cereal aisles at any of my local food emporiums.
It turned out that Kellogg’s, that venerable purveyor of breakfast foods, particularly cold cereals, decided a number of years back (2007) to no longer manufacture and sell Just Right. What?!?
So then, after exhaustively searching for a replacement for my beloved Just Right, I finally found a new cold cereal, this time from that other purveyor of cereals, General Mills. This cereal, Total, became my new breakfast favorite.Total has “all the wholesome goodness and nutty flavor of 100 percent whole grain wheat flakes with 100 percent of the Daily value of 12 vitamins and minerals you will need all day long.”
But lo and behold, Total has been totally missing from the grocery shelves for the past few weeks. I went to the General Mills website and Total still shows up there. But when I went to the Amazon, Wal-Mart, and Target websites, they all listed Total as either “not available” or “out of stock.” One website did have a box of Total available, but the price was $20 plus shipping. Fuhgedabouddit.
So here we go again, in search of a new breakfast cereal.
This week’s WordPress Photo Challenge asks us to show something (or someone) sweet.
There is this delectable bakery that is located inside my local grocery store. It’s positioned so that you have to pass it when you enter or exit the store.
I’m sorry, but that’s just not playing fair. There are too many sweet — and fattening — treats to pass up. I often end up picking up something sweet — and fattening — before I leave the store.
So, to take my mind off of those edible sweets, I thought I’d focus on some even more delectable kinds of sweet treats. And they’re not at all fattening.