#100WW — The Pool Party

Empty pool chairs“Everything for tonight’s pool party is set.” Harry said. “The caterer is on the way, the bar has been stocked with plenty of beer, wine, and liquor.”

“I’ve set up all of the deck chairs,” Harry’s wife, Donna, said, “and the DJ has confirmed that he’ll be arriving no later than seven this evening.”

“Great,” Harry said. “Now all we have to do is relax and wait until our guests start to arrive.”

Suddenly a look of panic flashed across Donna’s face. “Harry, you did remember to send out the invitations, right?”

“Me? I thought you sent them out, Donna!”

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Written for today’s 100 Word Wednesday prompt from Bikurgurl. Photo credit: Bikurgurl.

#100WW — Pigeon Traps

1120BFD8-3A27-4753-B496-8656AD09ED9D“What are those things up there?” Arthur asked his father, pointing to the large geodesic domes strung between the buildings.

“I’ve no idea son,” Arthur’s father said. He looked around and saw man wearing a hard hat. “What are those things up there?” he asked, pointing to the globes.

The worker removed his hard hat and said, “Thems are pigeon traps. The people who live in these buildings complained about getting pooped on by all the pigeons, so now the pigeons fly into these things and get stuck inside. Problem solved.” Then he grinned, “For the people, not the pigeons.”

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Written for this week’s 100 Word Wednesday prompt from Bikurgurl. Photo credit: Cyranny.

#100WW — Dinner Time

9ab1628d-4720-46ea-8b3c-6ae419c6a3eb.jpegThis was their last day before they had to fly back home to the States the next morning, and they’d been walking around the city for hours, taking in all the sights,

“We should head back to the hotel, hon,” Dick said to his wife.

“My feet are killing me, Dick,” Molly said. “Can’t we eat around here and then grab a taxi to the hotel?”

Pulling out his French to English dictionary, Dick pointed to a painted brick wall and said,“You’re in luck. That sign says “Dining Room, Meals Served. At least I think that’s what it says.”

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Written for this week’s 100 Word Wednesday prompt from Bikurgurl. Photo credit: Cyranny.

100WW — Boy On a Turtle

0682AED6-C92A-4673-8F8C-B5688347F94AThe legend of the boy on the turtle was well known throughout the village. It was a rainy Monday and the boy didn’t want to get his feet wet. So he summoned his pet tortoise, climbed upon its back, and directed it to carry him across the street to his school. The turtle readily obliged, and the boy managed, despite the downpour, to keep both of his feet dry.

Word of this miracle spread quickly. The town elders commissioned an artist to commemorate the event in bronze and placed the statue in the town’s pond for all villagers to admire.

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Written for today’s 100 Word Wednesday prompt from Bikurgurl. Photo credit: Cyranny.

#100WW — The Pizza Delivery Guy

52515A1B-4DDA-4369-B601-426F4F8FA376The pizza delivery guy rode his bike to the address he was given. Upon arrival, he headed to the front door, rang the doorbell, and waited.

A minute passed before a stunning young woman wrapped in just a bath towel answered the door. She explained that she was in the bathtub, which is why it took so long to answer the door. She motioned for him to step inside, closed the door, and dropped her towel. Then she handed the stunned pizza delivery guy a release form for a new reality TV show on the porn channel, “Pizza Delivery Porn.”

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Written for today’s 100 Word Wednesday prompt from Bikurgurl. Photo credit: Cyranny.