Fibbing Friday — Musical Fibs

Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has asked Jim Adams to choose the questions for her while she’s off celebrating her birthday. Jim, of course, chose a musical theme.

1. Why did Don Mclean drive his Chevy to the levy?

Some little Dutch boy had to stick his finger in the dike.

2. Who will stop the rain?

A pissed off Mother Nature.

3. Where does the love go?

Down the hatch.

4. Why was nobody getting fat except Mama Cass?

She was hogging all the food.

5. Who shot the deputy?

The health worker at the town COVID vaccination station when the deputy volunteered to get jabbed.

6. How did the blackbird break its wings?

It flew directly into the sliding glass doors at the back of my family room.

7. What did the Traveling Wilburys find at the end of the line?

Desolation, destruction, and death.

8. What instrument did Mr. Bojangles play?

The didgeridoo.

9. Who lived on Desolation Row?

The survivors who the Traveling Wilburys found at the end of the line.

10. Why couldn’t the Rolling Stones get any satisfaction?

Because they were unable to gather any moss.

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