Fibbing Friday — Physics Test

Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has enlisted Blogger Jim Adams to gives us a physics test, the kind I wish I had in high school where I could get all the answers wrong and still pass.

1. What came before the big bang? The little tremor.
2. What did Galileo drop off the tower of Pisa? An apple.
3. Is a Cartesian bear similar to a polar bear? No, it’s more similar to a bipolar bear.
4. What did Newton say when the apple landed on his head? “Damn you, Galileo. That hurt!”
5. Why did Columbus think the world was round? He was a circular thinker.
6. What was Heisenberg uncertain about? Time travel via the Quantum Leap.
7. What was the name of Schrödinger’s cat? Felix.
8. When a photo finish decides the winner of a race, did they change the outcome by measuring it? What is “it”? The size of the photo? Then no, the size of the photo is irrelevant to which horse won the race.
9. What is the God particle used for? The God particle doesn’t exist, so it’s good for nothing.
10. Is the theory of everything all you need to know? Not if you believe in the God particle.

9 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Physics Test

  1. newepicauthor April 28, 2023 / 10:21 am

    I will never be able to unhear Newton saying, “Damn you, Galileo. That hurt!”

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  2. pensitivity101 April 28, 2023 / 11:55 am

    #2 and #4 were inspired! Loved the rest too. Thanks for joining in.

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  3. Renard Moreau April 28, 2023 / 12:39 pm

    😄 Wow, Fandango. You fib like a political!

    I enjoyed your unique take on the “Fibbing Friday” prompt.

    Do enjoy the rest of your day, my friend.

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