13 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday — R-Rated Fortune Cookie

  1. Gr8BigFun April 12, 2023 / 9:04 am

    Reminds me of the Simpsons episode The Last Temptation of Homer. Homer and a beautiful new coworker and temptress have been selected to attend a conference in Capital City. While sharing dinner at a Chinese restaurant Homer’s receives a fortune cookie that reads “You will find happiness with a new love.” The scene then cuts away to the kitchen where we learn Homer had received the last cookie with that message and the new barrel of cookies reads “Stick with your wife.”

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    • Fandango April 12, 2023 / 1:21 pm

      That’s funny!


  2. breckenridgeann April 12, 2023 / 2:42 pm

    A mistress is a woman that is like a clean up woman so to speak. She does the dirty work things a wife may or may not do… The wife is the one who will stand by her man no matter what. She honors her vows…. Fellas it’s cheaper to keep her in my “Johnny Taylor ” voice 😉

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  3. leigha66 April 25, 2023 / 1:27 pm

    Funny, I just had a memory pop up on my Facebook about my niece’s strange fortune – (something like) be sure your rubber bands are all pointed in the right direction.

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