Fibbing Friday — Words

Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has given us a mixed bag of words to define.

1. What is clematis? A sexually transmitted disease (STD).

2. What is meant by linear? It’s a euphemism for cauliflower ear.

3. What is a gonk? It’s when you get bonked in the head by a goose.

4. What is a sirloin? Sir Loin was the name of one of King Arthur’s Knights of the Roundtable.

5. What is pumpernickel? It’s a device used to remove nickels from piggy banks without damaging the piggy bank.

6. What is canasta? It’s pasta that comes in a can.

7. What is a Duchess Cake? It’s what the Duke calls his wife’s private parts.

8. What is density? It’s the course of study a student must take to get into dental school.

9. Where will you find Agnes, Margo and Edith? They are the names of the characters in a remake of “The Golden Girls,” coming this summer to Netflix.

10. What is a spatula? A baby tarantula spider.

10 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Words

  1. lifelessons April 7, 2023 / 12:42 pm

    You won my vote with the canasta. I don’t know if I can best you or even equal you with any of these, but I’ll try later. You always ask the irresistible questions…

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    • Fandango April 7, 2023 / 4:33 pm

      Oh wow, such high praise. You have me blushing!


  2. bushboy April 7, 2023 / 3:11 pm

    Good ones Fandango. Sir Loin reminded me of Harry Secombe who called himself Sir Cumference

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  3. pensitivity101 April 7, 2023 / 3:20 pm

    Good answers Fandango. Don’t think I’d like to be hit on the head by a goose……….. and we have plenty of those flying low over the house. Thanks for joining in.

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  4. leigha66 April 20, 2023 / 9:18 am

    I love the baby tarantula! All good answers… ha, ha, ha!

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