Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di has given us a mixed bag of words to define.
1. What is clematis? A sexually transmitted disease (STD).
2. What is meant by linear? It’s a euphemism for cauliflower ear.
3. What is a gonk? It’s when you get bonked in the head by a goose.
4. What is a sirloin? Sir Loin was the name of one of King Arthur’s Knights of the Roundtable.
5. What is pumpernickel? It’s a device used to remove nickels from piggy banks without damaging the piggy bank.
6. What is canasta? It’s pasta that comes in a can.
7. What is a Duchess Cake? It’s what the Duke calls his wife’s private parts.
8. What is density? It’s the course of study a student must take to get into dental school.
9. Where will you find Agnes, Margo and Edith? They are the names of the characters in a remake of “The Golden Girls,” coming this summer to Netflix.
10. What is a spatula? A baby tarantula spider.
This, That, and the Other 
5 and 6 are brilliant.
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Thanks, Misky!
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Love all of these answers!
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Thank you!
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Number 4. Hahaha Lol…Sir Loin..Lol.
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You won my vote with the canasta. I don’t know if I can best you or even equal you with any of these, but I’ll try later. You always ask the irresistible questions…
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Oh wow, such high praise. You have me blushing!
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Good ones Fandango. Sir Loin reminded me of Harry Secombe who called himself Sir Cumference
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Good answers Fandango. Don’t think I’d like to be hit on the head by a goose……….. and we have plenty of those flying low over the house. Thanks for joining in.
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I love the baby tarantula! All good answers… ha, ha, ha!
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