Fibbing Friday — Old and New

Fandango

Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. For this week’s Fibbing Friday, Di is bringing back some old Fibbing Friday questions and posing some new ones, too.

  1. What did the quick brown fox leap over? The slow green turtle.
  2. What were the Window Cleaner’s confessions? He left streaks.
  3. What was The Mad Hatter’s true occupation? He was a crazy shoemaker.
  4. Why did Cinderella lose her glass slipper? She didn’t lose it. She took it off because the glass started to crack and she didn’t want to get a sliver of glass stuck in her foot.
  5. Why do people in old TV shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch? Because their homes weren’t air conditioned and it was too damn hot to sit inside.
  6. What happened to the three little pigs? Bacon.
  7. What is Air Force One? The highest ranking officer in the Air Force.
  8. Who brings the Easter Eggs? The Easter Chicken.
  9. Who was Harvey? The milk man.
  10. What is quick silver? It’s another way of describing a person who is hot tempered.

13 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Old and New”

  1. Marlapaige March 24, 2023 / 7:37 am

    These are great!
    #2 had me smirk then yell “ewwwww!” in an otherwise empty room halfway through reading the question to number 3.
    #6 had me say “wow…” Blunt and to the point in a very visceral way.
    #9 is the same as mine 😂

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    • Fandango March 24, 2023 / 9:25 am

      Thanks, I’m glad you liked them.

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  6. jilldennison March 24, 2023 / 7:53 pm

    Love your answers, but #5 isn’t a fib, it is the real reason!

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    • Fandango March 24, 2023 / 9:30 pm

      Yeah, every once in a while I speak the truth. Good thing I’m not running for Congress.

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      • jilldennison March 25, 2023 / 1:31 pm

        A good thing, indeed! Truth is NOT ALLOWED in Congress, at least not if you’re a Republican!

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