One-Liner Wednesday — What We All Believe

“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”

Dave Barry, American author and humor columnist

Written for Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday prompt.

17 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday — What We All Believe

  1. willowdot21 March 15, 2023 / 7:24 am


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  2. Cathy Cade March 15, 2023 / 9:12 am

    Oh so true. I realised in my teens and twenties that I could criticise (almost) anything to a guy’s face but woe betide if I suggested he was a lousy driver.

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  3. cagedunn March 15, 2023 / 6:46 pm

    I am better than average. Driving since 8yo (private property/country), trained in defensive driving for both taxi and semi-trailers, teacher/trainer for heavy vehicles and motorbikes. Drove/rode motorbikes, cars, light trucks (including sewage suckers), heavy trucks, semi-trailers, stock and grain, and consistently over many years (in between other jobs). Lots of experience, lots of training, lots of helping others.
    And none of that means there won’t be an idiot who’s playing with a phone instead of watching the road.

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      • Marleen March 16, 2023 / 11:15 pm

        I wanted to simply find a video of a little kid going “Vroom, vroom!” With a miniature kiddie car. Didn’t find such an option.

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  4. bushboy March 15, 2023 / 11:31 pm

    I saw a sticker on a car today “I don’t like my driving either but did I kill you?”

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