Spam Comment of the Week — Week 50 2022

I get some interesting spam comments on my blog, most of which are captured by Akismet, WordPress’ spam blocker. I generally do a mass delete of all of my spam comments after checking to see if any legitimate comments got caught up in Akismet’s spam-catching net.

I thought it might be fun to select a particularly interesting or unique or outrageous spam comment and highlight it each week.

This week’s spam comment was in response to my “Who Am I” about page. It was from Offret39382.

I have to convey my respect for your kindness for all those that require guidance on this one field. Your special commitment to passing the solution up and down has been incredibly functional and has continually empowered most people just like me to achieve their dreams. Your amazing insightful information entails much to me and especially to my peers. Thanks a ton; from all of us.

Apparently Offret is representing a group of peers who appreciate my guidance on the topic of…well, me. I guess reading about me has empowered Offret and his or her peers and has enabled them to achieve their dreams.

Well, Offret, you and your peers are very welcome. I’m happy that you found my kindness, my special commitment, and my solution to be incredibly functional.

Now go fuck off.

Anyway, have you read some catchy spam comments that you’d like to share with us? If so, put them in the comments or create your own post and tag it #FSCW.

18 thoughts on “Spam Comment of the Week — Week 50 2022

  1. Renard Moreau December 18, 2022 / 2:02 pm

    😆 Fandango, you seem to get all of the interesting spam.

    Recently, I received spam in Arabic writing (Unfortunately, I cannot read Arabic).

    At least, the spammer had the kind courtesy to spam you in English.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. msjadeli December 18, 2022 / 2:07 pm

    It’s so funny to match up the title and how the comment pertains to it. Here’s mine for this week:

    My post title: James Oliver Curwood and Curwood Castle — History and Tour with 061821 update
    Comment from “863” :
    Hi there, jut became alert tto your bog through Google, andd found thhat it is truly informative. I am onna wwatch oout for brussels. I’ll appreciate if you continuhe tuis in future. A lot oof peole willl be bbenefited from your writing. Cheers!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango December 18, 2022 / 3:00 pm

      Hmm. Brussels Belgium or brussel sprouts? Neither is particularly hard to find. One’s in Europe, the other in the produce section of the grocery store. 🤣

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Nope, Not Pam December 18, 2022 / 6:39 pm

    Your about page seems to be a Mecca for comments

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango December 19, 2022 / 10:21 am

      Absolutely! Kind to a fault. Oh wait. I’m faultless.

      Like

  4. leigha66 January 21, 2023 / 11:25 am

    Wow… definitely worthy of the title of Spam Comment of the Week!

    Liked by 1 person

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