Fibbing Friday — Jim Wants Our Fibs

Di (aka Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today fellow blogger Jim Adams has provided our fodder for fibbing, and it’s all about early humans.

1. What are Neandertals? It’s the family name of the Norwegian adventure, Thor Neandertal.

2. Why did man settle in the Euphrates Valley? Because the Euphrates Mountains is where the dragons roamed.

3. What caused the Ice age? The freezer needed defrosting.

4. What kind of water is in the Yellow River? You don’t want to know. Just don’t drink it.

5. What is the world’s oldest city? Methuselaphia.

6. Why did the Nile River rise every summer, overflow its banks, and flood Egypt? Because the damn dam kept breaking.

7. Who invented soap? Mr. Clean.

8. Why did Nimrod build the Tower of Babel? Because he was a foolish person, an idiot (i.e., a nimrod).

9. Who is the Scorpion King? He was posthumously named king after he had promised not to sting the frog in the middle of the river but did it anyway and drowned in the river.

10. Why was the Great Pyramid built? To house a new Casino in Las Vegas.

7 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Jim Wants Our Fibs

  1. newepicauthor December 16, 2022 / 2:06 pm

    All of your answers were hilarious, Fandango. I especially liked your advice about not drinking the Yellow River.

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    • Fandango December 16, 2022 / 2:21 pm

      Thanks, Jim. And thanks for helping Di out this week.

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      • newepicauthor December 16, 2022 / 3:18 pm

        She is running so many challenges; it is the least I could do.

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  2. Nope, Not Pam December 16, 2022 / 10:44 pm

    Love the last one, I just hope you don’t give them any ideas

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  3. Marleen December 17, 2022 / 4:03 pm

    Quite a few chuckles, on these. My favorites are 2 (especially) and 10 and 5.

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    • Fandango December 17, 2022 / 10:26 pm

      Thanks, Marleen.

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