Let me assure you that, as I initiate this transformation into the man I was always meant to be, I will be sure to keep you in the loop, so you can witness first hand my transition from lemons into lemonade.
Keep in mind that my goal was never not to appease my oppressors. It was, and still is, to rub salt in their wounds. I will metaphorically spray the doubters with the same malodorous cologne I could barely afford.
For I am no longer an off-the-rack kind of a man.
Written for these daily prompts: Fandango’s One Word Challenge (rack/rebate), Ragtag Daily Prompt (reinvent), Your Daily Word Prompt (assure/appease), Word of the Day Challenge (initiate/lemonade), My Vivid Blog (loop/mind), and The Daily Spur (spray/plane).