“You’re a real rockstar when it comes to refurbishing surplus items in the stockroom, Calvin,” Dave, the warehouse manager said. “You’re not at all unimaginative, like your predecessor was. What’s your secret, son?”
“That’s easy, boss,” Calvin said, a big grin on his face. “I do a triple each morning before I come to the stockroom.”
“A triple?” Dave asked. “What do you mean?”
“I eat a cannabis-infused marshmallow, a cannabis-infused gummy, and I smoke a joint,” Calvin said, still grinning. “Believe you me, boss, after that triple, by the time I get here, I’m creative as hell.”
Written for these daily prompts: The Daily Spur (star), Your Daily Word Prompt (refurbish), My Vivid Blog (surplus), Fandango’s One Word Challenge (unimaginative), Ragtag Daily Prompt (triple), and Word of the Day Challenge (marshmallow).
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Harumph! And I have to get by with a single (fairly high-potency) gummie, 3-4 times a week. I imagine a daily triple would probably render me totally unable to tell a sonnet from a snowbank. Wait…
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Yes, that triple would put me out of commission.
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Love it Fandango!
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Thanks, Cheryl.
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I really need to try those cannabis infused marshmallows 😊
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They taste great and they really do give you a nice, mellow high!
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I don’t think we have them here
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The Mellows brand pictured in my post is local to San Francisco.
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So this is all about marshmallow envy?
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Yep! 😂
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I just eat good old sunshine. Happy come happy go……
Happy come
Happy go
Me no rely on
Cannabiso
haha…..
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