“You’re a real rockstar when it comes to refurbishing surplus items in the stockroom, Calvin,” Dave, the warehouse manager said. “You’re not at all unimaginative, like your predecessor was. What’s your secret, son?”
“That’s easy, boss,” Calvin said, a big grin on his face. “I do a triple each morning before I come to the stockroom.”
“A triple?” Dave asked. “What do you mean?”
“I eat a cannabis-infused marshmallow, a cannabis-infused gummy, and I smoke a joint,” Calvin said, still grinning. “Believe you me, boss, after that triple, by the time I get here, I’m creative as hell.”
Written for these daily prompts: The Daily Spur (star), Your Daily Word Prompt (refurbish), My Vivid Blog (surplus), Fandango’s One Word Challenge (unimaginative), Ragtag Daily Prompt (triple), and Word of the Day Challenge (marshmallow).