Creative As Hell

“You’re a real rockstar when it comes to refurbishing surplus items in the stockroom, Calvin,” Dave, the warehouse manager said. “You’re not at all unimaginative, like your predecessor was. What’s your secret, son?”

“That’s easy, boss,” Calvin said, a big grin on his face. “I do a triple each morning before I come to the stockroom.”

“A triple?” Dave asked. “What do you mean?”

“I eat a cannabis-infused marshmallow, a cannabis-infused gummy, and I smoke a joint,” Calvin said, still grinning. “Believe you me, boss, after that triple, by the time I get here, I’m creative as hell.”

Written for these daily prompts: The Daily Spur (star), Your Daily Word Prompt (refurbish), My Vivid Blog (surplus), Fandango’s One Word Challenge (unimaginative), Ragtag Daily Prompt (triple), and Word of the Day Challenge (marshmallow).

11 thoughts on “Creative As Hell

  1. Ron. December 12, 2022 / 8:03 pm

    Harumph! And I have to get by with a single (fairly high-potency) gummie, 3-4 times a week. I imagine a daily triple would probably render me totally unable to tell a sonnet from a snowbank. Wait…

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    • Fandango December 12, 2022 / 9:02 pm

      Yes, that triple would put me out of commission.

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  2. rugby843 December 12, 2022 / 9:37 pm

    Love it Fandango!

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    • Fandango December 12, 2022 / 10:38 pm

      Thanks, Cheryl.


  3. Nope, Not Pam December 12, 2022 / 10:52 pm

    I really need to try those cannabis infused marshmallows 😊

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    • Fandango December 12, 2022 / 10:53 pm

      They taste great and they really do give you a nice, mellow high!

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      • Nope, Not Pam December 12, 2022 / 11:06 pm

        I don’t think we have them here

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        • Fandango December 12, 2022 / 11:40 pm

          The Mellows brand pictured in my post is local to San Francisco.

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          • Nope, Not Pam December 13, 2022 / 12:23 am

            So this is all about marshmallow envy?

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  4. donmatthewspoetry December 13, 2022 / 5:50 am

    I just eat good old sunshine. Happy come happy go……

    Happy come
    Happy go
    Me no rely on


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