Goodbye and Good Luck

Your work is exemplary.
Your attitude is quite positive.
You hit a grand slam on all of your assignments.
But with all the recent high tech layoffs,
The market is teeming with engineers.
And a lot earn way less than you!
Now I don’t mean to sound stingy,
But I’m going to have to let you go.
I can get two recently laid-off engineers
To replace you on the particle accelerator project
And still pay them less you.

Goodbye and good luck, my friend,
Finding a new job in this economy.
It wont be easy, quite difficult in fact.
But I’ll be happy to write you a sterling reference letter.


Written for these daily prompts: Fandango’s One Word Challenge (work), The Daily Spur (slam), Your Daily Word Prompt (teem), My Vivid Blog (stingy), Word of the Day Challenge (particle), and Ragtag Daily Prompt (sterling).

7 thoughts on “Goodbye and Good Luck

  1. Nope, Not Pam November 28, 2022 / 6:31 pm

    Isn’t he nice?

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    • Fandango November 28, 2022 / 7:31 pm

      Ouch, indeed!

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  2. pensitivity101 November 29, 2022 / 1:09 pm

    Bar steward of a boss. Pay peanuts, get monkeys…… not engineers worth their salt.

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