I’m not a vengeful type of man.
I’m an easy going, non-judgmental sort.
Slights and insults and personal affronts roll off my back
Like water off a duck.
No point of getting angry or being upset
All that does is raise one’s blood pressure, churns one’s stomach.
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold
So I’ll wait until you’re dead and buried
And then I’ll piss on your grave.
(Exactly 72 words)
Written for Sammi Cox’s Weekend Writing Prompt, where the word is “revenge.”